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Matt Schultz

Matt Schultz is a comedy and sports writer from Philadelphia. He’s written extensively for ClickHole, The Onion, and Conan O’Brien’s Team Coco. His work has been featured in Vulture, Deadspin, The A.V. Club, Paste Magazine, and other publications. Much of his sports journalism can be found on college basketball websites that don’t exist anymore (PhilaHoops Heads rise up…) email: M.Schultz@sportradar.com

May 30, 2026; Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, USA; San Antonio Spurs forward Victor Wembanyama (1) celebrates with guard Devin Vassell (24) after defeating the Oklahoma City Thunder in game seven of the western conference finals for the 2026 NBA playoffs at Paycom Center.

Sixers The Spurs Saved Us From What Would’ve Been an All-Time Flop-Fest Finals

• Jun 1st, 2026

May 31, 2026; Los Angeles, California, USA; Philadelphia Phillies second baseman Bryson Stott (5) is greeted by teammates after hitting a home run during the ninth inning against the Los Angeles Dodgers at Dodger Stadium.

Phillies It’s Time For Another Phillies Vibe Check (Medium to Pretty Good)

• Jun 1st, 2026

Eagles Abdul Carter and Jaxson Dart Embrace in a Clearly PR-Mandated, Visibly Hate-Filled Hug

• May 29th, 2026

Giants quarterback Jaxson Dart at a rally for Mike Lawler and President Trump in the fieldhouse at Rockland Community College May 22, 2026.

Phillies John Kruk’s X Account Was Hacked By a Crypto Scammer Who Started Blocking Phillies Fans for Some Reason

• May 29th, 2026

Aug 18, 2024; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; Former Philadelphia Phillies first baseman John Kruk during Phillies Alumni Weekend and the 20th anniversary of Citizens Bank Park before game against the Washington Nationals at Citizens Bank Park.

St. Joe's I’m Fed Up With the Rally House Jingle Not Including Saint Joe’s

• May 29th, 2026

Philadelphia Eagles fans buy NFC championship merchandise at the Rally House in Fairless Hills on Monday, Jan. 27, 2025.

May 26, 2026; Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, USA; Oklahoma City Thunder guard Shai Gilgeous-Alexander (2) reacts after a play during the third quarter against the San Antonio Spurs in game five of the western conference finals for the 2026 NBA playoffs at Paycom Center.

Sixers At Least Joel Embiid Never Flopped So Bad That Lawyers Had to Get Involved, Unlike Shai Gilgeous-Alexander

• May 29th, 2026

Trending A Helpful Questions Guide for International Soccer Fans Visiting Philly for the World Cup

• May 28th, 2026

May 13, 2026; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; A general view of the stadium during a media day ahead of the 2026 FIFA World Cup at Philadelphia Stadium.

Eagles After a Long and Loud Sip of Water, Jalen Hurts Addresses the A.J. Brown Situation

• May 28th, 2026

Feb 2, 2026; San Francisco, CA, USA; Philadelphia Eagles quarterrback Jalen Hurts (1) during NFC practice at the NFL Flag Fieldhouse at Moscone Center South Building.

Sixers Jared McCain is Now So Good That They’re Sending Goons After Him

• May 27th, 2026

May 26, 2026; Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, USA; Oklahoma City Thunder guard Jared McCain (3) reacts after a basket during the fourth quarter against the San Antonio Spurs in game five of the western conference finals for the 2026 NBA playoffs at Paycom Center.

Phillies Let’s Check in on How the Mets Are Doing (So Bad, it’s Awesome)

• May 27th, 2026

May 4, 2026; Denver, Colorado, USA; A pair of New York Mets fans during the third inning against the Colorado Rockies at Coors Field.

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