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Matt Schultz

Matt Schultz is a comedy and sports writer from Philadelphia. He’s written extensively for ClickHole, The Onion, and Conan O’Brien’s Team Coco. His work has been featured in Vulture, Deadspin, The A.V. Club, Paste Magazine, and other publications. Much of his sports journalism can be found on college basketball websites that don’t exist anymore (PhilaHoops Heads rise up…)

Apr 14, 2026; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; Philadelphia Flyers right wing Porter Martone (94) celebrates his goal against the Montral Canadiens during the first period at Xfinity Mobile Arena.

Flyers A Bit of Gamesmanship Between Two of the Best Players in this Series: Porter Martone and Stuart Skinner

• Apr 21st, 2026

Apr 20, 2026; Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA; Philadelphia Flyers goaltender Dan Vladar (80) defends the net against Pittsburgh Penguins right wing Egor Chinakhov (59) during the third period in game two of the first round of the 2026 Stanley Cup Playoffs at PPG Paints Arena.

Flyers Let Us All Stand Up, Wherever We May Be, and Salute Dan Vladar

• Apr 21st, 2026

Phillies It Is Time for the First Vibes Check-In of the Phillies Season (Not Good)

• Apr 20th, 2026

Mar 30, 2026; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; Philadelphia Phillies first baseman Bryce Harper (3) takes break during a pitching change in the ninth inning at Citizens Bank Park.

Sixers Paul Pierce is Trashing the Sixers and Making Some Good Points

• Apr 20th, 2026

Apr 13, 2013; Orlando, FL, USA; Boston Celtics small forward Paul Pierce (34) reatcs against the Orlando Magic during the second half at the Amway Center. Boston Celtics defeated the Orlando Magic 120-88.

Eagles Breaking Down the Cryptic Jalen Hurts Tweet That May or May Not Have Been About the A.J. Brown Trade Report

• Apr 20th, 2026

Jan 11, 2026; Philadelphia, PA, USA; Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Jalen Hurts (1) after the anthem against the San Francisco 49ers in an NFC Wild Card Round game at Lincoln Financial Field.

Dec 14, 2025; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver A.J. Brown (11) reacts after an unsuccessful play against the Las Vegas Raiders during the second quarter at Lincoln Financial Field.

Eagles A.J. Brown is Probably Getting Traded to New England, Says Adam Schefter

• Apr 20th, 2026

Eagles 10 Possible Locations for a New Eagles Stadium After the Linc’s Lease Expires in 2032

• Apr 17th, 2026

Feb 13, 2025; Philadelphia, PA, USA; A general overall aerial view of Lincoln Financial Field. The stadium is the home of the Philadelphia Eagles.

Eagles I Regret to Inform You That the New Commanders Uniforms are Very Good

• Apr 16th, 2026

Dec 7, 2025; Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA; A detail view of the Washington Commanders helmet before the game at U.S. Bank Stadium.

Sixers A Senator is Trying to End the Modern Hell of Needing 16 Streaming Subscriptions – Plus Cable – Just to Watch Your Team

• Apr 16th, 2026

Apr 4, 2026; Denver, Colorado, USA; General view of a NBA Amazon Prime broadcast camera before the game between the San Antonio Spurs against the Denver Nuggets at Ball Arena.

Sixers Possibly-Senile Skip Bayless Says Joel Embiid Could’ve Played Against Magic Despite Having Appendectomy a Week Ago

• Apr 16th, 2026

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