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Matt Schultz

Matt Schultz is a comedy and sports writer from Philadelphia. He’s written extensively for ClickHole, The Onion, and Conan O’Brien’s Team Coco. His work has been featured in Vulture, Deadspin, The A.V. Club, Paste Magazine, and other publications. Much of his sports journalism can be found on college basketball websites that don’t exist anymore (PhilaHoops Heads rise up…) email: M.Schultz@sportradar.com

May 11, 2026; Los Angeles, California, USA; Los Angeles Lakers forward LeBron James (23) during the first half in game four of the second round of the 2026 NBA Playoffs at Crypto.com Arena.

Sixers LeBron’s Decision May Already Be Made: Let’s Talk the Miami Heat YouTube Leak Situation

• Jul 22nd, 2026

Jan 19, 2026; Miami Gardens, FL, USA; American Rapper Lil Uzi Vert before the College Football Playoff National Championship game at Hard Rock Stadium.

Trending For Some Reason, GameStop Posted an Old Photo of Lil Uzi Vert Smiling with an Employee After Purchasing GTA V and a Pokemon Plush

• Jul 22nd, 2026

Phillies Twelve Hours Later and Still No One Knows What the Hell J.T. Realmuto Was Thinking

• Jul 22nd, 2026

Jul 21, 2026; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; Philadelphia Phillies outfielder Justin Crawford (2) is caught in a rundown against Los Angeles Dodgers catcher Dalton Rushing (68) in the ninth inning at Citizens Bank Park.

Sixers Time for Another LeBron James and Philadelphia 76ers Check-in

• Jul 21st, 2026

May 11, 2026; Los Angeles, California, USA; Los Angeles Lakers forward LeBron James (23) during the second half in game four of the second round of the 2026 NBA Playoffs at Crypto.com Arena.

Trending I Miss When Atlantic City Was Powerful Enough to Make Dennis Rodman Lose Track of an Entire Day and Miss His Game

• Jul 21st, 2026

Feb 20, 2022; Cleveland, Ohio, USA; Dennis Rodman (left) and Michael Jordan (right) at halftime during the 2022 NBA All-Star Game at Rocket Mortgage FieldHouse.

Mar 31, 2026; Phoenix, Arizona, USA; MLB umpire Bill Miller (26) signals for a pitch challenge for the Arizona Diamondbacks against the Detroit Tigers in the third inning at Chase Field.

Trending Tough Night for MLB Umpire Bill Miller, Who Was Called a “Fucking Fatass” After Disrupting a Ground Ball

• Jul 21st, 2026

Phillies There’s a New Phillies Karen and I Think This One’s Worse Than the Original (UPDATED)

• Jul 21st, 2026

Jul 20, 2026; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; Los Angeles Dodgers shortstop Mookie Betts (50) hits a home run during the seventh inning against the Philadelphia Phillies at Citizens Bank Park.

Eagles 30 Questions and Prompts that Nick Sirianni May Have Run Through ChatGPT

• Jul 21st, 2026

Jun 9, 2026; Philadelphia, PA, USA; Philadelphia Eagles head coach Nick Sirianni speaks with the media before a Minicamp session at Jefferson Health Training Complex.

Phillies Alec Bohm Suggests Phillies Offensive Slump is Because Pitchers are Really Good Now

• Jul 20th, 2026

Jul 19, 2026; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; Philadelphia Phillies third baseman Alec Bohm (28) strikes out to end the fifth inning against the New York Mets at Citizens Bank Park.

Phillies Gabriel Rincones Jr. Not Having His Sunglasses on Shows How Unprepared the Phillies are to Win

• Jul 20th, 2026

Jul 5, 2026; Kansas City, Missouri, USA; Philadelphia Phillies right fielder Gabriel Rincones Jr. (17) makes a diving catch during the second inning against the Kansas City Royals at Kauffman Stadium.

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