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Matt Schultz

Matt Schultz is a comedy and sports writer from Philadelphia. He’s written extensively for ClickHole, The Onion, and Conan O’Brien’s Team Coco. His work has been featured in Vulture, Deadspin, The A.V. Club, Paste Magazine, and other publications. Much of his sports journalism can be found on college basketball websites that don’t exist anymore (PhilaHoops Heads rise up…) email: M.Schultz@sportradar.com

May 7, 2026; Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, USA; Los Angeles Lakers forward LeBron James (23) reacts after a play against the Oklahoma City Thunder in the first half during game two of the second round of the 2026 NBA Playoffs at Paycom Center.

Sixers I Don’t Give a Rat’s Ass if LeBron James Lives in New York City and Commutes to Philly

• Jul 27th, 2026

Nov 2, 2025; Orchard Park, New York, USA; Kansas City Chiefs offensive coordinator Matt Nagy looks on during the third quarter against the Buffalo Bills at Highmark Stadium.

Eagles Matt Nagy and the New York Giants Offense Will Give You Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder

• Jul 27th, 2026

Sixers Tyrese Maxey Was Already an All-Time Beloved Philly Athlete. Then He Went Out and Got LeBron James

• Jul 24th, 2026

May 8, 2026; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; Philadelphia 76ers guard Tyrese Maxey (0) controls the ball against the New York Knicks during the third quarter of game three of the second round of the 2026 NBA Playoffs at Xfinity Mobile Arena.

Sixers The Good, the Bad, and the Copes: Here are All the Best LeBron-to-Sixers Reactions

• Jul 24th, 2026

Mar 21, 2026; Orlando, Florida, USA; Los Angeles Lakers forward LeBron James (23) drives to the basket against the Orlando Magic in the first quarter at Kia Center.

Sixers The Sixers Won 24 Games Two Seasons Ago – is This the Quickest/Most Dramatic Sports Turnaround Ever?

• Jul 24th, 2026

May 9, 2026; Los Angeles, California, USA; Los Angeles Lakers forward LeBron James (23) reacts after a foul in game three of the second round of the 2026 NBA Playoffs against the Oklahoma City Thunder at Crypto.com Arena.

Trending Cecily Tynan Retiring After More Than 30 Years at Action News

• Jul 24th, 2026

Trending I Don’t Care What Gen Z Says, John Harbaugh’s Introductory Giants Speech Was Not Cringey

• Jul 24th, 2026

Jun 9, 2026; East Rutherford, NJ, USA; New York Giants head coach John Harbaugh answers questions from the press after the minicamp activities at Quest Diagnostics Center.

Phillies We Must Do Something About Well-Known Scumbag Dalton Rushing Talking Shit to Bryson Stott

• Jul 23rd, 2026

Jul 20, 2026; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; Philadelphia Phillies second baseman Bryson Stott (5) scores a run against Los Angeles Dodgers catcher Dalton Rushing (68) during the second inning at Citizens Bank Park.

Phillies Bryce Harper and Mookie Betts May Be the First-Ever Athletes to Actually Do an Interesting Podcast

• Jul 23rd, 2026

Oct 6, 2025; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; Los Angeles Dodgers shortstop Mookie Betts (50) celebrates a single as Philadelphia Phillies first baseman Bryce Harper (3) looks on in the first inning during game two of the NLDS round for the 2025 MLB playoffs at Citizens Bank Park.

Trending Joshua Kuroda-Grauer Exploding His Own Nuts Has Shot Baseball to the Top of My “Most Dangerous Sports” Rankings

• Jul 23rd, 2026

Jul 18, 2026; West Sacramento, California, USA; Athletics third baseman Joshua Kuroda-Grauer (44) hits a RBI single against the Washington Nationals during the second inning at Sutter Health Park.

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