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Matt Schultz

Matt Schultz is a comedy and sports writer from Philadelphia. He’s written extensively for ClickHole, The Onion, and Conan O’Brien’s Team Coco. His work has been featured in Vulture, Deadspin, The A.V. Club, Paste Magazine, and other publications. Much of his sports journalism can be found on college basketball websites that don’t exist anymore (PhilaHoops Heads rise up…)

Jan 11, 2026; Philadelphia, PA, USA; Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Jalen Hurts (1) after the anthem against the San Francisco 49ers in an NFC Wild Card Round game at Lincoln Financial Field.

Eagles Breaking Down the Cryptic Jalen Hurts Tweet That May or May Not Have Been About the A.J. Brown Trade Report

• Apr 20th, 2026

Dec 14, 2025; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver A.J. Brown (11) reacts after an unsuccessful play against the Las Vegas Raiders during the second quarter at Lincoln Financial Field.

Eagles A.J. Brown is Probably Getting Traded to New England, Says Adam Schefter

• Apr 20th, 2026

Eagles 10 Possible Locations for a New Eagles Stadium After the Linc’s Lease Expires in 2032

• Apr 17th, 2026

Feb 13, 2025; Philadelphia, PA, USA; A general overall aerial view of Lincoln Financial Field. The stadium is the home of the Philadelphia Eagles.

Eagles I Regret to Inform You That the New Commanders Uniforms are Very Good

• Apr 16th, 2026

Dec 7, 2025; Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA; A detail view of the Washington Commanders helmet before the game at U.S. Bank Stadium.

Sixers A Senator is Trying to End the Modern Hell of Needing 16 Streaming Subscriptions – Plus Cable – Just to Watch Your Team

• Apr 16th, 2026

Apr 4, 2026; Denver, Colorado, USA; General view of a NBA Amazon Prime broadcast camera before the game between the San Antonio Spurs against the Denver Nuggets at Ball Arena.

Sixers Possibly-Senile Skip Bayless Says Joel Embiid Could’ve Played Against Magic Despite Having Appendectomy a Week Ago

• Apr 16th, 2026

Flyers “City Made of Garbage” – Penguins Fans Describe Their Flyers Distaste to an Australian Guy on Reddit

• Apr 16th, 2026

Nov 27, 2017; Pittsburgh, PA, USA; Pittsburgh Penguins center Sidney Crosby (87) and Philadelphia Flyers defenseman Shayne Gostisbehere (53) fight for the puck during the first period at PPG PAINTS Arena.

Sixers Laying Out Three Arguments for the Sixers to Completely Tank the Play-in Tournament

• Apr 15th, 2026

Apr 12, 2026; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; Philadelphia 76ers guard Tyrese Maxey (0) controls the ball against Milwaukee Bucks guard AJ Green (20) in the third quarter at Xfinity Mobile Arena.

St. Joe's Phil Martelli Has Been Sharing Wisdom on Instagram Stories, and it’s a Real Treat

• Apr 15th, 2026

Trending Good to See John Clark and Some TV Buddies Having Fun at his Bachelor Party

• Apr 15th, 2026

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