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Matt Schultz

Matt Schultz is a comedy and sports writer from Philadelphia. He’s written extensively for ClickHole, The Onion, and Conan O’Brien’s Team Coco. His work has been featured in Vulture, Deadspin, The A.V. Club, Paste Magazine, and other publications. Much of his sports journalism can be found on college basketball websites that don’t exist anymore (PhilaHoops Heads rise up…) email: M.Schultz@sportradar.com

May 9, 2026; Los Angeles, California, USA; Los Angeles Lakers forward LeBron James (23) reacts after a foul in game three of the second round of the 2026 NBA Playoffs against the Oklahoma City Thunder at Crypto.com Arena.

Sixers The Sixers Won 24 Games Two Seasons Ago – is This the Quickest/Most Dramatic Sports Turnaround Ever?

• Jul 24th, 2026

Trending Cecily Tynan Retiring After More Than 30 Years at Action News

• Jul 24th, 2026

Trending I Don’t Care What Gen Z Says, John Harbaugh’s Introductory Giants Speech Was Not Cringey

• Jul 24th, 2026

Jun 9, 2026; East Rutherford, NJ, USA; New York Giants head coach John Harbaugh answers questions from the press after the minicamp activities at Quest Diagnostics Center.

Phillies We Must Do Something About Well-Known Scumbag Dalton Rushing Talking Shit to Bryson Stott

• Jul 23rd, 2026

Jul 20, 2026; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; Philadelphia Phillies second baseman Bryson Stott (5) scores a run against Los Angeles Dodgers catcher Dalton Rushing (68) during the second inning at Citizens Bank Park.

Phillies Bryce Harper and Mookie Betts May Be the First-Ever Athletes to Actually Do an Interesting Podcast

• Jul 23rd, 2026

Oct 6, 2025; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; Los Angeles Dodgers shortstop Mookie Betts (50) celebrates a single as Philadelphia Phillies first baseman Bryce Harper (3) looks on in the first inning during game two of the NLDS round for the 2025 MLB playoffs at Citizens Bank Park.

Jul 18, 2026; West Sacramento, California, USA; Athletics third baseman Joshua Kuroda-Grauer (44) hits a RBI single against the Washington Nationals during the second inning at Sutter Health Park.

Trending Joshua Kuroda-Grauer Exploding His Own Nuts Has Shot Baseball to the Top of My “Most Dangerous Sports” Rankings

• Jul 23rd, 2026

Sixers LeBron’s Decision May Already Be Made: Let’s Talk the Miami Heat YouTube Leak Situation

• Jul 22nd, 2026

May 11, 2026; Los Angeles, California, USA; Los Angeles Lakers forward LeBron James (23) during the first half in game four of the second round of the 2026 NBA Playoffs at Crypto.com Arena.

Trending For Some Reason, GameStop Posted an Old Photo of Lil Uzi Vert Smiling with an Employee After Purchasing GTA V and a Pokemon Plush

• Jul 22nd, 2026

Jan 19, 2026; Miami Gardens, FL, USA; American Rapper Lil Uzi Vert before the College Football Playoff National Championship game at Hard Rock Stadium.

Phillies Twelve Hours Later and Still No One Knows What the Hell J.T. Realmuto Was Thinking

• Jul 22nd, 2026

Jul 21, 2026; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; Philadelphia Phillies outfielder Justin Crawford (2) is caught in a rundown against Los Angeles Dodgers catcher Dalton Rushing (68) in the ninth inning at Citizens Bank Park.

Sixers Time for Another LeBron James and Philadelphia 76ers Check-in

• Jul 21st, 2026

May 11, 2026; Los Angeles, California, USA; Los Angeles Lakers forward LeBron James (23) during the second half in game four of the second round of the 2026 NBA Playoffs at Crypto.com Arena.

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