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Matt Schultz

Matt Schultz is a comedy and sports writer from Philadelphia. He’s written extensively for ClickHole, The Onion, and Conan O’Brien’s Team Coco. His work has been featured in Vulture, Deadspin, The A.V. Club, Paste Magazine, and other publications. Much of his sports journalism can be found on college basketball websites that don’t exist anymore (PhilaHoops Heads rise up…) email: M.Schultz@sportradar.com

May 26, 2026; Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, USA; Oklahoma City Thunder guard Jared McCain (3) reacts after a basket during the fourth quarter against the San Antonio Spurs in game five of the western conference finals for the 2026 NBA playoffs at Paycom Center.

Sixers Jared McCain is Now So Good That They’re Sending Goons After Him

• May 27th, 2026

May 4, 2026; Denver, Colorado, USA; A pair of New York Mets fans during the third inning against the Colorado Rockies at Coors Field.

Phillies Let’s Check in on How the Mets Are Doing (So Bad, it’s Awesome)

• May 27th, 2026

Flyers John Tortorella and Carter Hart Making the Stanley Cup Finals After Leaving the Flyers is the Most Flyers Thing Ever

• May 27th, 2026

Apr 24, 2026; Salt Lake City, Utah, USA; Vegas Golden Knights head coach John Tortorella speaks to the media after game three of the first round of the 2026 Stanley Cup Playoffs against the Utah Mammoth at Delta Center.

Sixers Knicks Fans are Celebrating With a Sad, Pathetic Impression of Philly Fans

• May 27th, 2026

May 25, 2026; Cleveland, Ohio, USA; New York Knicks center Karl-Anthony Towns (32) lifts the 2026 Eastern Conference trophy with teammates after defeating the Cleveland Cavaliers in game four of the eastern conference finals for the 2026 NBA playoffs at Rocket Arena.

Phillies Your WIP Uncle Would be Going Crazy if Harrison Bader Was Doing Key and Peele Skits in the Outfield While 10 Games Below .500

• May 26th, 2026

May 23, 2026; San Francisco, California, USA; San Francisco Giants left fielder Casey Schmitt (left) and center fielder Harrison Bader (center left) celebrates with right fielder Drew Gilbert (right) after defeating the Chicago White Sox at Oracle Park.

May 19, 2026; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; Philadelphia Phillies first baseman Bryce Harper (3) on deck against the Cincinnati Reds at Citizens Bank Park.

Phillies 39 Questions I’m Left With After Watching Bryce Harper Brush His Teeth Like a Lunatic

• May 26th, 2026

Phillies The Phillies Essentially Replaced Nick Castellanos with Nick Castellanos at the Plate

• May 26th, 2026

Phillies I Guarantee This Video of Kyle Schwarber Slapping Bass Will Make You Say “Hell Yeah” Out Loud to No One in Particular

• May 21st, 2026

May 15, 2026; Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA; Philadelphia Phillies designated hitter Kyle Schwarber (12) runs from first base to third base against the Pittsburgh Pirates during the first inning at PNC Park.

Sixers Jameer Nelson is Reportedly in the Running to Become the New Sixers’ President of Basketball Operations

• May 21st, 2026

March 10, 2013; Orlando FL, USA; Orlando Magic point guard Jameer Nelson (14) dribbles the ball against the Philadelphia 76ers during the second half at Amway Center. Orlando Magic defeated the Philadelphia 76ers 99-91.

Phillies Chase Utley Was So Competitive It May Have Frightened His Teammates

• May 21st, 2026

Apr 22, 2010; Atlanta, GA, USA; Philadelphia Phillies second baseman Chase Utley (26) can not turn a double play as a result of the slide of Atlanta Braves right fielder Matt Diaz (23) in the fifth inning at Turner Field.

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