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Matt Schultz

Matt Schultz is a comedy and sports writer from Philadelphia. He’s written extensively for ClickHole, The Onion, and Conan O’Brien’s Team Coco. His work has been featured in Vulture, Deadspin, The A.V. Club, Paste Magazine, and other publications. Much of his sports journalism can be found on college basketball websites that don’t exist anymore (PhilaHoops Heads rise up…) email: M.Schultz@sportradar.com

Mar 19, 2026; Sacramento, California, USA; Philadelphia 76ers guard Kyle Lowry (7) runs up the court during the second quarter against the Sacramento Kings at Golden 1 Center. :

Sixers Philly Native Kyle Lowry Retires After 20 NBA Seasons

• Jul 7th, 2026

Oct 11, 2025; University Park, Pennsylvania, USA; Penn State Nittany Lions head coach James Franklin answers questions from the media following the game against the Northwestern Wildcats at Beaver Stadium.

Penn State USA Was So Bad Against Belgium that “James Franklin” Started Trending on Twitter

• Jul 7th, 2026

Sixers Sounds Like Allen Iverson’s Coach Once Suspended Him for a Game Against the Heat Just to Keep Him From Partying in Miami

• Jul 7th, 2026

Unknown date, 1997; Miami, FL; USA; FILE PHOTO; Philadelphia 76ers guard Allen Iverson (3) in action against the Miami Heat at the Miami Arena.

Sixers Rich Paul Says Ben Simmons Can Still Be a $30 Million Player as a Rolling Big

• Jul 6th, 2026

Apr 6, 2018; Philadelphia, PA, USA; Philadelphia 76ers guard Ben Simmons (25) talks with his agent Rich Paul (R) after a game against the Cleveland Cavaliers at Wells Fargo Center.

Phillies Zack Wheeler’s All-Star Snub is a Damn Crime

• Jul 6th, 2026

Jul 1, 2026; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; Philadelphia Phillies pitcher Zack Wheeler (45) throws a pitch during the second inning against the Pittsburgh Pirates at Citizens Bank Park.

Apr 21, 2026; Boston, Massachusetts, USA; Boston Celtics guard Jaylen Brown (7) reacts after being folded by Philadelphia 76ers guard Kelly Oubre Jr. (9) in the second half of a game two of the first round of the 2026 NBA Playoffs at TD Garden.

Sixers Jaylen Brown Sounds Pretty Pissed at the Celtics in His Farewell Boston Post

• Jul 2nd, 2026

Sixers Anfernee Simons Agrees to Two-Year, $12.3M Deal with Sixers

• Jul 2nd, 2026

Oct 31, 2025; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; Boston Celtics guard Anfernee Simons (4) drives against Philadelphia 76ers guard Quentin Grimes (5) in the second quarter at Xfinity Mobile Arena. K

Sixers Is LeBron James Actually Gonna Sign with the Sixers?

• Jul 2nd, 2026

Dec 7, 2025; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; Los Angeles Lakers forward Lebron James (23) and Philadelphia 76ers guard Tyrese Maxey react with each other after the game at Xfinity Mobile Arena.

Sixers Brian Windhorst Says the NBA Thinks the Celtics Traded Jaylen Brown “Under Duress”

• Jul 2nd, 2026

May 2, 2026; Boston, Massachusetts, USA; Philadelphia 76ers center Joel Embiid (21) talks with Boston Celtics guard Jaylen Brown (7) following game seven of the first round of the 2026 NBA Playoffs at TD Garden.

Sixers Celtics Fans’ Gutted Reactions to the Jaylen Brown Trade Are Helping Me Process What Just Happened

• Jul 2nd, 2026

May 2, 2026; Boston, Massachusetts, USA; Philadelphia 76ers guard Tyrese Maxey (0) talks with Boston Celtics guard Jaylen Brown (7)after PhiladephiaÕs win in game seven of the first round of the 2026 NBA Playoffs at TD Garden.

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