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Matt Schultz

Matt Schultz is a comedy and sports writer from Philadelphia. He’s written extensively for ClickHole, The Onion, and Conan O’Brien’s Team Coco. His work has been featured in Vulture, Deadspin, The A.V. Club, Paste Magazine, and other publications. Much of his sports journalism can be found on college basketball websites that don’t exist anymore (PhilaHoops Heads rise up…) email: M.Schultz@sportradar.com

Nov 3, 2024; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; Jacksonville Jaguars quarterback Trevor Lawrence (16) and Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Jalen Hurts (1) meet on the field after the game at Lincoln Financial Field.

Eagles The Eagles Will Play the Jaguars in London in 2026

• May 13th, 2026

Some of the tech allows for mobile surveillance during the annual Border Security Expo in Phoenix on May 5, 2026.

Trending I Gotta Know Who’s in the Clearly Undercover “NorthEast Philly Locksmith” Van Posted on Reddit

• May 12th, 2026

Sixers Sixers Fan Claims He Was Kicked Out of Game 4 for Yelling That Josh Harris Should Sell the Team

• May 12th, 2026

Apr 3, 2026; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; Josh Harris Managing Partner of the Philadelphia 76ers Josh Harris looks on during the third quarter against the Minnesota Timberwolves at Xfinity Mobile Arena.

Flyers Owen Tippett Missed the Second Playoff Round with Internal Bleeding

• May 12th, 2026

Apr 27, 2026; Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA; Philadelphia Flyers right wing Owen Tippett (74) handles the puck against the Pittsburgh Penguins during the second period in game five of the first round of the 2026 Stanley Cup Playoffs at PPG Paints Arena.

Eagles Can’t Believe How Bored I Am Thinking About Giants vs. Cowboys Opening Sunday Night Football

• May 12th, 2026

Dec 7, 2025; Kansas City, Missouri, USA; A Sunday Night Football camera is seen during the second quarter of the game between the against the Houston Texans and the Kansas City Chiefs at GEHA Field at Arrowhead Stadium.

Oct 11, 2025; Raleigh, North Carolina, USA; Philadelphia Flyers head coach Rick Tocchet looks on from behind the players bench against the Carolina Hurricanes during the first period at Lenovo Center.

Flyers Rick Tocchet Earned the Right to “Relax With Women” in a Neon Blue Bar and Drink One Martini

• May 11th, 2026

Sixers The World Wants Me to Turn on Joel Embiid, But His Post-Game Presser is a Reminder of Why I’ll Always Reply: “Fat Chance…”

• May 11th, 2026

May 10, 2026; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; Philadelphia 76ers center Joel Embiid (21) reacts against the New York Knicks in the first quarter during game four of the second round of the 2026 NBA Playoffs at Xfinity Mobile Arena.

Sixers I Do Not Care About Josh Hart Saying Philly is No Longer a Sports Town

• May 11th, 2026

May 10, 2026; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; New York Knicks guard Josh Hart (3) reacts against the Philadelphia 76ers in the second quarter during game four of the second round of the 2026 NBA Playoffs at Xfinity Mobile Arena.

Sixers Cards on the Table: I Did Not Handle This Blake Griffin/Jared McCain Jab Well

• May 8th, 2026

Apr 27, 2026; Phoenix, Arizona, USA; Oklahoma City Thunder guard Jared McCain (3) against the Phoenix Suns during game four of the first round of the 2026 NBA Playoffs at Mortgage Matchup Center.

Phillies We Must Look to the Past for Answers to Modern Society’s Ills, Like the Lehigh Valley IronPigs Did With Their Beer Zipline

• May 8th, 2026

Visitors zipline at The Wilds in Cumberland, Ohio on Aug. 19, 2025.

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