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Matt Schultz

Matt Schultz is a comedy and sports writer from Philadelphia. He’s written extensively for ClickHole, The Onion, and Conan O’Brien’s Team Coco. His work has been featured in Vulture, Deadspin, The A.V. Club, Paste Magazine, and other publications. Much of his sports journalism can be found on college basketball websites that don’t exist anymore (PhilaHoops Heads rise up…) email: M.Schultz@sportradar.com

Philadelphia Eagles fans buy NFC championship merchandise at the Rally House in Fairless Hills on Monday, Jan. 27, 2025.

St. Joe's I’m Fed Up With the Rally House Jingle Not Including Saint Joe’s

• May 29th, 2026

May 26, 2026; Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, USA; Oklahoma City Thunder guard Shai Gilgeous-Alexander (2) reacts after a play during the third quarter against the San Antonio Spurs in game five of the western conference finals for the 2026 NBA playoffs at Paycom Center.

Sixers At Least Joel Embiid Never Flopped So Bad That Lawyers Had to Get Involved, Unlike Shai Gilgeous-Alexander

• May 29th, 2026

Trending A Helpful Questions Guide for International Soccer Fans Visiting Philly for the World Cup

• May 28th, 2026

May 13, 2026; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; A general view of the stadium during a media day ahead of the 2026 FIFA World Cup at Philadelphia Stadium.

Eagles After a Long and Loud Sip of Water, Jalen Hurts Addresses the A.J. Brown Situation

• May 28th, 2026

Feb 2, 2026; San Francisco, CA, USA; Philadelphia Eagles quarterrback Jalen Hurts (1) during NFC practice at the NFL Flag Fieldhouse at Moscone Center South Building.

Sixers Jared McCain is Now So Good That They’re Sending Goons After Him

• May 27th, 2026

May 26, 2026; Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, USA; Oklahoma City Thunder guard Jared McCain (3) reacts after a basket during the fourth quarter against the San Antonio Spurs in game five of the western conference finals for the 2026 NBA playoffs at Paycom Center.

May 4, 2026; Denver, Colorado, USA; A pair of New York Mets fans during the third inning against the Colorado Rockies at Coors Field.

Phillies Let’s Check in on How the Mets Are Doing (So Bad, it’s Awesome)

• May 27th, 2026

Flyers John Tortorella and Carter Hart Making the Stanley Cup Finals After Leaving the Flyers is the Most Flyers Thing Ever

• May 27th, 2026

Apr 24, 2026; Salt Lake City, Utah, USA; Vegas Golden Knights head coach John Tortorella speaks to the media after game three of the first round of the 2026 Stanley Cup Playoffs against the Utah Mammoth at Delta Center.

Sixers Knicks Fans are Celebrating With a Sad, Pathetic Impression of Philly Fans

• May 27th, 2026

May 25, 2026; Cleveland, Ohio, USA; New York Knicks center Karl-Anthony Towns (32) lifts the 2026 Eastern Conference trophy with teammates after defeating the Cleveland Cavaliers in game four of the eastern conference finals for the 2026 NBA playoffs at Rocket Arena.

Phillies Your WIP Uncle Would be Going Crazy if Harrison Bader Was Doing Key and Peele Skits in the Outfield While 10 Games Below .500

• May 26th, 2026

May 23, 2026; San Francisco, California, USA; San Francisco Giants left fielder Casey Schmitt (left) and center fielder Harrison Bader (center left) celebrates with right fielder Drew Gilbert (right) after defeating the Chicago White Sox at Oracle Park.

Phillies 39 Questions I’m Left With After Watching Bryce Harper Brush His Teeth Like a Lunatic

• May 26th, 2026

May 19, 2026; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; Philadelphia Phillies first baseman Bryce Harper (3) on deck against the Cincinnati Reds at Citizens Bank Park.

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