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Matt Schultz

Matt Schultz is a comedy and sports writer from Philadelphia. He’s written extensively for ClickHole, The Onion, and Conan O’Brien’s Team Coco. His work has been featured in Vulture, Deadspin, The A.V. Club, Paste Magazine, and other publications. Much of his sports journalism can be found on college basketball websites that don’t exist anymore (PhilaHoops Heads rise up…) email: M.Schultz@sportradar.com

Phillies The Phillies Essentially Replaced Nick Castellanos with Nick Castellanos at the Plate

• May 26th, 2026

May 15, 2026; Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA; Philadelphia Phillies designated hitter Kyle Schwarber (12) runs from first base to third base against the Pittsburgh Pirates during the first inning at PNC Park.

Phillies I Guarantee This Video of Kyle Schwarber Slapping Bass Will Make You Say “Hell Yeah” Out Loud to No One in Particular

• May 21st, 2026

Sixers Jameer Nelson is Reportedly in the Running to Become the New Sixers’ President of Basketball Operations

• May 21st, 2026

March 10, 2013; Orlando FL, USA; Orlando Magic point guard Jameer Nelson (14) dribbles the ball against the Philadelphia 76ers during the second half at Amway Center. Orlando Magic defeated the Philadelphia 76ers 99-91.

Phillies Chase Utley Was So Competitive It May Have Frightened His Teammates

• May 21st, 2026

Apr 22, 2010; Atlanta, GA, USA; Philadelphia Phillies second baseman Chase Utley (26) can not turn a double play as a result of the slide of Atlanta Braves right fielder Matt Diaz (23) in the fifth inning at Turner Field.

Eagles Philly Named America’s Best NFL City in USA Today Poll

• May 21st, 2026

Fans celebrate the Philadelphia Eagles Super Bowl Championship with a parade along Benjamin Franklin Parkway set to end at the Philadelphia Museum of Art on Friday, Feb. 14, 2025.

Trending Going on a Hard Hat, Lunch Pail Tour of the Stateside Live! Expansion: Part 2

• May 20th, 2026

Phillies The Mets Giving Up an Inside-the-Park Grand Slam is Something Everyone Can Enjoy

• May 20th, 2026

May 19, 2026; Washington, District of Columbia, USA; New York Mets starting pitcher Nolan McLean (26) throws a pitch against the Washington Nationals during the first inning at Nationals Park.

Flyers Did Celebrity Chef Steve “Yo Cuz” Martorano Break the News of Dan Vladar Getting a Contract Extension?

• May 19th, 2026

May 7, 2026; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; Philadelphia Flyers goaltender Dan Vladar (80) makes a save against the Carolina Hurricanes during the second period in game three of the second round of the 2026 Stanley Cup Playoffs at Xfinity Mobile Arena.

Eagles Should We Care About Jalen Hurts Not Attending A.J. Brown’s Wedding?

• May 19th, 2026

Dec 14, 2025; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver A.J. Brown (11) and quarterback Jalen Hurts (1) celebrate after scoring a touchdown during the third quarter against the Las Vegas Raiders at Lincoln Financial Field.

Phillies NBC Sports Philadelphia May Have Underestimated How Mad Phillies Fans Would be About Taryn Hatcher’s Departure

• May 19th, 2026

May 18, 2026; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; Philadelphia Phillies infielder Bryson Stott (5) hits a two-run home run against the Cincinnati Reds in the eighth inning at Citizens Bank Park.

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