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Matt Schultz

Matt Schultz is a comedy and sports writer from Philadelphia. He’s written extensively for ClickHole, The Onion, and Conan O’Brien’s Team Coco. His work has been featured in Vulture, Deadspin, The A.V. Club, Paste Magazine, and other publications. Much of his sports journalism can be found on college basketball websites that don’t exist anymore (PhilaHoops Heads rise up…)

Visitors zipline at The Wilds in Cumberland, Ohio on Aug. 19, 2025.

Phillies We Must Look to the Past for Answers to Modern Society’s Ills, Like the Lehigh Valley IronPigs Did With Their Beer Zipline

• May 8th, 2026

Oct 13, 2025; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; Philadelphia Flyers head coach Rick Tocchet with right wing Travis Konecny (11) and center Sean Couturier (14) against the Florida Panthers during the first period at Wells Fargo Center. :

Flyers What Did Rick Tocchet Say to Trevor Zegras That Made This Fan Instantly Age 20 Years?

• May 8th, 2026

Flyers Gimme a Couple Minutes Here, I’m Trying to Wrap My Head Around This Confederate Flag Hurricanes Tweet

• May 7th, 2026

A Confederate flag along Halifax Street in Petersburg, Virginia on February 29, 2024.

Sixers Knicks Fans Continue Their Unwell Reign of Terror by Frightening Jay-Z After Game 2

• May 7th, 2026

Dec 10, 2025; Los Angeles, California, USA; Blue Ivy Carter with her dad rapper Jay-Z as they attend the game between the Los Angeles Lakers and the San Antonio Spurs at Crypto.com Arena.

Sixers Jeremy Sochan Talking Shit to VJ Edgecombe After Playing 1 Minute and Scoring 0 Points is as Knicks as it Gets

• May 7th, 2026

May 6, 2026; New York, New York, USA; Philadelphia 76ers guard Vj Edgecombe (77) drives past New York Knicks center Karl-Anthony Towns (32) during game five of the second round of the 2026 NBA Playoffs at Madison Square Garden.

Apr 30, 2026; Atlanta, Georgia, USA; New York Knicks center Mitchell Robinson (23) talks to center Karl-Anthony Towns (32) after an altercation with Atlanta Hawks guard Dyson Daniels (not pictured) in the second quarter during game six of the first round of the 2026 NBA Playoffs at State Farm Arena.

Sixers Feels Pretty Great Thinking About Knicks Players Being Turned Away From a Met Gala Party by Sabrina Carpenter and Madonna

• May 6th, 2026

Sixers Kelly Oubre Jr. is Right: Jalen Brunson’s Massive Head Actually Does Make Him Harder to Defend

• May 6th, 2026

May 4, 2026; New York, New York, USA; New York Knicks guard Jalen Brunson (11) drives to the basket against Philadelphia 76ers forward Kelly Oubre Jr. (9) during the first quarter of game one of the eastern conference semifinal round of the 2026 NBA Playoffs at Madison Square Garden.

Trending Get this Philly Crossing Guard Hero a Lifetime Supply of Mister Softee Ice Cream

• May 6th, 2026

Mister Softee franchise owner Sergio Gonzales hands a cone of vanilla ice cream to a customer in Moonachie on Wednesday June 26, 2019.

St. Joe's It Was Incredibly Nice of La Salle to Find a Great New Athletic Director for Saint Joe’s

• May 6th, 2026

Feb 13, 2016; Philadelphia, PA, USA; Saint Joseph's Hawks forward DeAndre Bembry (43) defends against La Salle Explorers guard Cleon Roberts (3) during the first half at Michael J. Hagan Arena.

Sixers The Hell is Going on With These Knicks Fans Attacking a Sixers Fan?

• May 5th, 2026

Apr 28, 2026; New York, New York, USA; General view of Madison Square Garden as fans wave their rally towels during the first quarter of game five of the first round of the 2026 NBA Playoffs between the New York Knicks and Atlanta Hawks.

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