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Matt Schultz

Matt Schultz is a comedy and sports writer from Philadelphia. He’s written extensively for ClickHole, The Onion, and Conan O’Brien’s Team Coco. His work has been featured in Vulture, Deadspin, The A.V. Club, Paste Magazine, and other publications. Much of his sports journalism can be found on college basketball websites that don’t exist anymore (PhilaHoops Heads rise up…) email: M.Schultz@sportradar.com

Oct 4, 2026; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; Los Angeles Rams quarterback Matthew Stafford (9) throws a pass against the Philadelphia Eagles during the second half at Lincoln Financial Field.

Eagles The Rams Played Like Ass and Still Beat the Eagles

• Oct 4th, 2026

Jan 17, 2026; Seattle, WA, USA; Seattle Seahawks cornerback Riq Woolen (27) celebrates following an NFC Divisional Round game against the San Francisco 49ers at Lumen Field.

Eagles Riq Woolen Says He Didn’t Hear the Play Call Before Eagles Were Torched for a 41-Yard Touchdown

• Oct 2nd, 2026

Phillies Running Through the Phillies’ Lame-Ass Post-Game Quotes After Yet Another Sad Playoff Exit

• Oct 2nd, 2026

Oct 1, 2026; Cumberland, Georgia, USA; Philadelphia Phillies starting pitcher Aaron Nola (27) meets with teammates on the mound against the Atlanta Braves during the first inning in game three of the Wildcard round for the 2026 MLB Playoffs at Truist Field.

Villanova Kevin Willard Admits Villanova Has So Many Upperclassmen Transfers That He’s Not Even Recruiting High School Players Anymore

• Oct 1st, 2026

Oct 1, 2026; New York, NY, USA; Villanova Wildcats head coach Kevin Willard speaks at 2026 Big East Media Day at Marriott Marquis.

Phillies Bryce Harper Explains How He Was Able to Flush His Outfield Blunder and Respond with a Homer

• Oct 1st, 2026

Sep 30, 2026; Cumberland, Georgia, USA; Philadelphia Phillies outfielder Bryce Harper (3) hits a solo home run against the Atlanta Braves in the eighth inning during game two of the Wildcard round for the 2026 MLB Playoffs at Truist Park.

Sep 30, 2026; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; Philadelphia Flyers goaltender Dan Vladar (80) reacts after allowing a goal against the Pittsburgh Penguins during the third period at Xfinity Mobile Arena.

Flyers The Flyers Got Whooped in the Season Opener

• Oct 1st, 2026

Sixers The NBA Deciding to Crack Down on Push-Offs Now That Jaylen Brown is in Philly Feels Like an Anti-Sixers Conspiracy

• Oct 1st, 2026

Sep 28, 2026; Camden, NJ, USA; Philadelphia 76ers Jaylen Brown poses for a photo during media day.

Sixers On LeBron James and His Helicopter Commute To and From New York City

• Sep 30th, 2026

Sep 28, 2026; Camden, NJ, USA; Philadelphia 76ers LeBron James poses for a photo during media day.

Phillies The Phillies’ Bullpen Cost Them Game 1, and That’s on Dave Dombrowski

• Sep 30th, 2026

Sep 29, 2026; Cumberland, Georgia, USA; Philadelphia Phillies pitcher Jhoan Duran (59) throws a pitch against the Atlanta Braves in the seventh inning during game one of the Wildcard round for the 2026 MLB Playoffs at Truist Park.

Flyers Here’s All the Best Stuff the Porter Martone Players’ Tribune Article

• Sep 30th, 2026

Sep 24, 2026; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; Philadelphia Flyers right wing Porter Martone (94) reacts against the Boston Bruins in the second period at Xfinity Mobile Arena.

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