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Matt Schultz

Matt Schultz is a comedy and sports writer from Philadelphia. He’s written extensively for ClickHole, The Onion, and Conan O’Brien’s Team Coco. His work has been featured in Vulture, Deadspin, The A.V. Club, Paste Magazine, and other publications. Much of his sports journalism can be found on college basketball websites that don’t exist anymore (PhilaHoops Heads rise up…) email: M.Schultz@sportradar.com

Apr 30, 2026; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; Boston Celtics guard Payton Pritchard (11) looks on during the fourth quarter against the Philadelphia 76ers at Xfinity Mobile Arena.

Sixers The Celtics are Such a Huge Draw That the NBA Gave Them an Opening Day Game at 3 P.M. on a Tuesday

• Aug 11th, 2026

Hilary Duff poses for the camera as she promotes Breathe In. Breathe Out, her fifth studio album, on June 16, 2015. She's also starring on the show Younger, which just had its season finale.

Sixers Even Hilary Duff is Getting in on the LeBron James Joking/Pandering

• Aug 11th, 2026

Sixers For Some Reason, the Internet is Re-Litigating Scottie Pippen vs. LeBron James Based on a Year-Old Podcast Clip

• Aug 11th, 2026

Feb 15, 1996; Auburn Hills MI, USA; FILE PHOTO; Chicago Bulls forward Scottie Pippen (33) at the freethrow line against the Detroit Pistons at the Palace at Auburn Hills. The Bulls beat the Pistons 112-109 in overtime.

Sixers Sixers Will Play the Knicks on Opening Day and the Lakers on Christmas

• Aug 11th, 2026

May 8, 2026; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; Philadelphia 76ers guard Tyrese Maxey (0) drives against New York Knicks guard Landry Shamet (44) during the fourth quarter of game three of the second round of the 2026 NBA Playoffs at Xfinity Mobile Arena.

Eagles Commies Suffer a Big Injury Loss After a 2025 Season Defined by Injury Losses

• Aug 10th, 2026

Jun 10, 2025; Ashburn, VA, USA; Washington Commanders offensive tackle Laremy Tunsil (78) stands on the field on day one of minicamp at Commanders Park.

Aug 7, 2026; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; Philadelphia Phillies Chase Utley waves to fans during a ceremony to induct him into the teams Wall of Fame before a game against the Toronto Blue Jays at Citizens Bank Park.

Phillies Who’s This Guy on Chase Utley’s Wall of Fame Plaque? Surely it’s Not Chase Utley

• Aug 10th, 2026

Sixers The Annual “Ben Simmons is Finally Healthy and Ready For His Comeback” Reports are Dropping

• Aug 10th, 2026

Apr 11, 2025; Sacramento, California, USA; Los Angeles Clippers guard Ben Simmons (25) during the third quarter against the Sacramento Kings at Golden 1 Center.

Trending Great News: Pretty Sure Matvei Michkov Recently Saw the Michael Jackson Movie in the Same Theater He Saw Minions In

• Aug 7th, 2026

Apr 2, 2026; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; Philadelphia Flyers right wing Matvei Michkov (39) controls the puck against the Detroit Red Wings in the third period at Xfinity Mobile Arena.

Eagles Hell Yeah: Lane Johnson Was Back at Camp Today After Missing a Week For Personal Reasons

• Aug 7th, 2026

Jun 10, 2026; Philadelphia, PA, USA; Philadelphia Eagles offensive tackle Lane Johnson (65) stretches during minicamp at Jefferson Health Training Complex.

Phillies The Phillies are Selling Tons of Chase Utley-Themed Merch to Celebrate His Wall of Fame Induction

• Aug 7th, 2026

May 14, 2015; Philadelphia, PA, USA; Philadelphia Phillies second baseman Chase Utley (26) fields a ground ball for an out against the Pittsburgh Pirates at Citizens Bank Park.

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