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Matt Schultz

Matt Schultz is a comedy and sports writer from Philadelphia. He’s written extensively for ClickHole, The Onion, and Conan O’Brien’s Team Coco. His work has been featured in Vulture, Deadspin, The A.V. Club, Paste Magazine, and other publications. Much of his sports journalism can be found on college basketball websites that don’t exist anymore (PhilaHoops Heads rise up…) email: M.Schultz@sportradar.com

Apr 28, 2026; Boston, Massachusetts, USA; Philadelphia 76ers guard Quentin Grimes (5) and guard Kelly Oubre Jr. (9) react after a play against the Boston Celtics in the second half during game five of the first round of the 2026 NBA Playoffs at TD Garden.

Sixers Farewell, Kelly Oubre Jr. and Quentin Grimes

• Jul 1st, 2026

Mar 26, 2026; Ottawa, Ontario, CAN; Pittsburgh Penguins center Noel Acciari (55) gets in position for a face-off in the first period against the Ottawa Senators at the Canadian Tire Centre.

Flyers Flyers Sign Noel Acciari to Two-Year, $2.8M Deal

• Jul 1st, 2026

Flyers Porter Martone is Favored to Win Next Season’s Rookie of the Year

• Jul 1st, 2026

May 2, 2026; Raleigh, North Carolina, USA; Philadelphia Flyers right wing Porter Martone (94) looks on during the warmups before the game against the Carolina Hurricanes at Lenovo Center.

Trending Twitter Talking This German Tourist Out of Visiting Atlantic City Robbed Us of Some Great Content

• Jul 1st, 2026

A view of the exterior of Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Atlantic City.

Sixers The Sixers Should Sign LeBron James (Let’s Talk This Out)

• Jun 30th, 2026

Apr 18, 2026; Los Angeles, California, USA; Los Angeles Lakers forward LeBron James (23) reacts against the Houston Rockets during game one of the first round of the 2026 NBA Playoffs at Crypto.com Arena.

May 4, 2026; Raleigh, North Carolina, USA; Philadelphia Flyers right wing Porter Martone (94) during the warmups before the game against the Carolina Hurricanes in game two of the second round of the 2026 Stanley Cup Playoffs at Lenovo Center.

Flyers Porter Martone Wearing His Playoffs Hoodie to Flyers Development Camp is a Power Move We All Must Respect

• Jun 30th, 2026

Trending This Juan Soto Error Led to the Funniest Inside-the-Park Home Run I’ve Ever Seen

• Jun 30th, 2026

May 29, 2026; New York City, New York, USA; New York Mets left fielder Juan Soto (22) catches Miami Marlins shortstop Otto Lopez (6) (not pictured) sacrifice fly ball during the seventh inning at Citi Field.

Sixers Ben Simmons is Open to Returning to the Sixers, Kind of Blames Matisse Thybulle for the Passed-Up Dunk Disaster, and Never Had Confidence Issues – Per Ben Simmons

• Jun 29th, 2026

May 3, 2021; Chicago, Illinois, USA; Philadelphia 76ers guard Ben Simmons (25) dribbles the ball against the Chicago Bulls during the second half at the United Center.

Flyers Wouldn’t It Be Nice if the Flyers Crushed the Draft For Once?

• Jun 29th, 2026

Jun 26, 2026; Buffalo, New York, USA; Maksim Sokolovskii reacts beside NHL commissioner Gary Bettman after being selected with the twenty seventh pick in the first round of the 2026 NHL Draft by the Philadelphia Flyers at KeyBank Center.

Phillies Let’s Recap Another Excellent Phillies Weekend

• Jun 29th, 2026

Jun 27, 2026; New York City, New York, USA; Philadelphia Phillies first baseman Bryce Harper (3) hits a two run home run against the New York Mets during the third inning at Citi Field.

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