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Matt Schultz

Matt Schultz is a comedy and sports writer from Philadelphia. He’s written extensively for ClickHole, The Onion, and Conan O’Brien’s Team Coco. His work has been featured in Vulture, Deadspin, The A.V. Club, Paste Magazine, and other publications. Much of his sports journalism can be found on college basketball websites that don’t exist anymore (PhilaHoops Heads rise up…)

Apr 2, 2014; New York, NY, USA; New York Knicks guard J.R. Smith (8) looks on against the Brooklyn Nets during the second half at Madison Square Garden. The New York Knicks won 110-81.

Sixers Knicks Fans Almost Killed J.R. Smith

• May 5th, 2026

May 4, 2026; Raleigh, North Carolina, USA; Philadelphia Flyers goaltender Dan Vladar (80) makes a save against the Carolina Hurricanes during the third period in game two of the second round of the 2026 Stanley Cup Playoffs at Lenovo Center.

Flyers The Flyers Lost a Tough Game 2, But at Least No One Got Spanked on National TV Like Logan Stankoven

• May 5th, 2026

Sixers Bill Simmons Blames Joe Mazzulla for the Celtics’ Collapse After a Cowardly 24-Hour Podcast Wait

• May 4th, 2026

Apr 28, 2026; Boston, Massachusetts, USA; Boston Celtics head coach Joe Mazzulla watches from the sideline as they take on the Philadelphia 76ers during game five of the first round of the 2026 NBA Playoffs at TD Garden.

Sixers Poor Knicks Fans Who’ve Been Priced Out of MSG by Fat Joe and Michael Rapaport Now Can’t Even Buy Tickets in Philly

• May 4th, 2026

Apr 28, 2026; New York, New York, USA; Left to right: Tina Fey and Timothee Chalamet and Kylie Jenner and Ben Stiller and Christine Taylor sit court side during the first quarter of game five of the first round of the 2026 NBA Playoffs between the New York Knicks and Atlanta Hawks at Madison Square Garden.

Sixers “It’s Clearly an Agenda” – Jaylen Brown Spirals into Madness on Twitch While Complaining About Joel Embiid and the Refs

• May 4th, 2026

Apr 29, 2026; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; Philadelphia Flyers defenseman Cam York (8) in action against the Pittsburgh Penguins in the second period in game six of the first round of the 2026 Stanley Cup Playoffs at Xfinity Mobile Arena.

Flyers Cam York’s Stick Has Been Returned to its Rightful Owner, Cam York

• May 1st, 2026

Sixers This Theory About Joel Embiid’s Appendix and the Sixers’ Turnaround Makes a Lot of Sense

• May 1st, 2026

Apr 28, 2026; Boston, Massachusetts, USA; Philadelphia 76ers center Joel Embiid (21) on the court against the Boston Celtics in the second half during game five of the first round of the 2026 NBA Playoffs at TD Garden.

Sixers Let’s Enjoy Some Posts of Celtics Fans Turning on Joe Mazzulla

• May 1st, 2026

Apr 28, 2026; Boston, Massachusetts, USA; Boston Celtics head coach Joe Mazzulla watches from the sideline as they take on the Philadelphia 76ers during game five of the first round of the 2026 NBA Playoffs at TD Garden.

Sixers The Difference Between the Sixers and Celtics Radio Calls on This Play is a Thing of Beauty

• May 1st, 2026

Apr 30, 2026; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; Philadelphia 76ers guard Vj Edgecombe (77) dunks the ball against the Boston Celtics during the third quarter at Xfinity Mobile Arena.

Flyers Where Does Cam York’s Stick Toss Rank Among Iconic Philly Sports Celebrations?

• Apr 30th, 2026

Apr 29, 2026; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; The Philadelphia Flyers celebrate after game six of the first round of the 2026 Stanley Cup Playoffs against the Pittsburgh Penguins at Xfinity Mobile Arena.

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