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Matt Schultz
Matt Schultz is a comedy and sports writer from Philadelphia. He’s written extensively for ClickHole, The Onion, and Conan O’Brien’s Team Coco. His work has been featured in Vulture, Deadspin, The A.V. Club, Paste Magazine, and other publications. Much of his sports journalism can be found on college basketball websites that don’t exist anymore (PhilaHoops Heads rise up…) email: M.Schultz@sportradar.com
Eagles
Jalen Hurts’ Mom Takes to TikTok to Announce That Her Quarterback is More Clutch Than Your Quarterback
Flyers
Bubble Wrap the Flyers and Put Them in a Hyperbaric Chamber Until the Regular Season Begins (UPDATED)
Flyers
Rick Tocchet Asks for a Hockey Puck that Allows Guys Like David Jiricek to Shoot in Practice Without Killing Teammates