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Matt Schultz

Matt Schultz is a comedy and sports writer from Philadelphia. He’s written extensively for ClickHole, The Onion, and Conan O’Brien’s Team Coco. His work has been featured in Vulture, Deadspin, The A.V. Club, Paste Magazine, and other publications. Much of his sports journalism can be found on college basketball websites that don’t exist anymore (PhilaHoops Heads rise up…)

Apr 19, 2026; Boston, Massachusetts, USA; Philadelphia 76ers center Adem Bona (30) defends Boston Celtics guard Payton Pritchard (11) in the second half during game one of the first round of the 2026 NBA Playoffs at TD Garden.

Sixers I Think the Celtics’ X Account May Be Run By a 54-Year-Old Man Using ChatGPT to Sound 25

• Apr 24th, 2026

Apr 22, 2026; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; Philadelphia Flyers defenseman Rasmus Ristolainen (55) celebrates his goal with right wing Porter Martone (94) against the Pittsburgh Penguins during the second period in game three of the first round of the 2026 Stanley Cup Playoffs at Xfinity Mobile Arena.

Flyers Will the Flyers’ “Man I Need” Thing Catch on Like the Phillies’ “Dancing on my Own?”

• Apr 24th, 2026

Flyers Penguins Coach Dan Muse Says Known Flopper Sidney Crosby Does Not Embellish

• Apr 23rd, 2026

Mar 7, 2025; Las Vegas, Nevada, USA; Pittsburgh Penguins center Sidney Crosby (87) falls to the ice during the first period against the Vegas Golden Knights at T-Mobile Arena.

Eagles Mike Vrabel, A.J. Brown’s Maybe-Soon-to-be Coach, Skipping a Draft Day For Counseling as More Dianna Russini Photos Surface

• Apr 23rd, 2026

Feb 8, 2026; Santa Clara, CA, USA; New England Patriots head coach Mike Vrabel against the Seattle Seahawks during Super Bowl LX at Levi's Stadium.

Flyers Breaking Down Bryan Rust’s Bizarre, Soft Behavior in His Game 3 Scrum With Travis Konecny

• Apr 23rd, 2026

Apr 22, 2026; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; Pittsburgh Penguins right wing Bryan Rust (17) wrestles with Philadelphia Flyers right wing Travis Konecny (11) during the second period in game three of the first round of the 2026 Stanley Cup Playoffs at Xfinity Mobile Arena.

Aug 18, 2024; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; Former Philadelphia Phillies president Dave Dombrowski during Phillies Alumni Weekend and the 20th anniversary of Citizens Bank Park before game against the Washington Nationals at Citizens Bank Park.

Phillies Dave Dombrowski Casually Points Out the Phillies Don’t Have a Cleanup Hitter as if He Himself Didn’t Build the Team

• Apr 22nd, 2026

Flyers Scott Hartnell Congratulates Kris Letang and Anthony Mantha on Their Tough Guy Routine at the End of Game 2

• Apr 22nd, 2026

Jan 20, 2013; Buffalo, NY, USA; Philadelphia Flyers right wing Scott Hartnell (19) and Buffalo Sabres right wing Drew Stafford (21) fight during the second period at the First Niagara Center.

Trending Is Anything Ever Going to be Done About the Lines at Angelo’s Pizzeria?

• Apr 22nd, 2026

Angelo's Pizzeria is now operating where Pizzeria Bardea had been in DE.CO Food Hall in Wilmington. There's a separate stall for Angelo's cheesesteaks. 3/30/2026

Eagles Adam Schefter Believes the Eagles Will Get a First-Round Pick for A.J. Brown

• Apr 22nd, 2026

Oct 19, 2025; Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA; Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver A.J. Brown (11) waves to the fans after the game against the Minnesota Vikings at U.S. Bank Stadium.

Trending Follow This Hero’s Eight-Day Quest to Find a Nighttime Hot Dog at Wawa

• Apr 21st, 2026

A Wawa location opened on Jan. 24, 2025, at 1800 Naamans Road, Brandywine Hundred.

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