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Matt Schultz

Matt Schultz is a comedy and sports writer from Philadelphia. He’s written extensively for ClickHole, The Onion, and Conan O’Brien’s Team Coco. His work has been featured in Vulture, Deadspin, The A.V. Club, Paste Magazine, and other publications. Much of his sports journalism can be found on college basketball websites that don’t exist anymore (PhilaHoops Heads rise up…)

Apr 23, 2026; Pittsburgh, PA, USA; Bret Michaels holds a Terrible Towel during the 2026 NFL Draft at Acrisure Stadium.

Flyers Sadly, the Flyers’ Series Win Means We Won’t Be Getting More Bret Michaels Penguins Posts

• Apr 30th, 2026

Apr 29, 2026; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; Philadelphia Flyers goalie Dan Vladar (80) reacts against the Pittsburgh Penguins in overtime in game six of the first round of the 2026 Stanley Cup Playoffs at Xfinity Mobile Arena.

Flyers It’s High Time for a Dan Vladar Appreciation Blog (This Guy Rules)

• Apr 30th, 2026

Flyers The Flyers Couldn’t Let the Penguins Win After Blake Lizotte Speared Porter Martone in the Nads

• Apr 30th, 2026

Apr 29, 2026; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; Pittsburgh Penguins center Noel Acciari (55) hits Philadelphia Flyers right wing Porter Martone (94) in the first period in game six of the first round of the 2026 Stanley Cup Playoffs at Xfinity Mobile Arena.

Sixers Payton Pritchard is Coping With the Sixers’ Impressive Game 5 Win by Saying the Celtics Beat Themselves

• Apr 29th, 2026

Apr 26, 2026; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; Boston Celtics guard Payton Pritchard (11) reacts after making a three point basket against the Philadelphia 76ers during the second half at Xfinity Mobile Arena.

Phillies Kyle Schwarber Tells the Story of a Phillies Fan Who Waited at the Airport Until 3 A.M. to Express His Displeasure

• Apr 29th, 2026

Apr 13, 2026; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; Philadelphia Phillies left fielder Kyle Schwarber (12) runs the bases after hitting a home run against the Chicago Cubs during the first inning at Citizens Bank Park. :

Oct 8, 2025; Los Angeles, California, USA; Philadelphia Phillies manager Rob Thomson (49) looks on before the game against the Los Angeles Dodgers during game three of the NLDS round for the 2025 MLB playoffs at Dodger Stadium.

Phillies The Phillies Fired a Winner and a Truly Great Guy in Rob Thomson

• Apr 29th, 2026

Phillies Notes and Quotes from Dave Dombrowski’s Press Conference After Firing Rob Thomson

• Apr 28th, 2026

Apr 10, 2023; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; Philadelphia Phillies President of Baseball Operations Dave Dombrowski before game against the Miami Marlins at Citizens Bank Park.

Sixers According to X, the Sixers Already Lost a Game That Won’t Be Played Until 7 P.M. Tonight

• Apr 28th, 2026

Apr 24, 2026; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; Boston Celtics forward Jayson Tatum (0) drives to the basket against Philadelphia 76ers forward Paul George (8) during the first half at Xfinity Mobile Arena.

Phillies The Phillies Being Atrocious Will Not Stop Me From Dunking on the New York Mets

• Apr 28th, 2026

Apr 26, 2026; New York City, New York, USA; A fan sits alone in the sixth inning of the game between the Colorado Rockies and the New York Mets at Citi Field.

Phillies Alex Cora Reportedly Declined Phillies Manager Offer (UPDATED)

• Apr 28th, 2026

Jul 22, 2019; St. Petersburg, FL, USA; Boston Red Sox manager Alex Cora (20) and president of baseball operations Dave Dombrowski prior to the game against the Tampa Bay Rays at Tropicana Field.

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