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Matt Schultz

Matt Schultz is a comedy and sports writer from Philadelphia. He’s written extensively for ClickHole, The Onion, and Conan O’Brien’s Team Coco. His work has been featured in Vulture, Deadspin, The A.V. Club, Paste Magazine, and other publications. Much of his sports journalism can be found on college basketball websites that don’t exist anymore (PhilaHoops Heads rise up…) email: M.Schultz@sportradar.com

May 29, 2026; New York City, New York, USA; New York Mets left fielder Juan Soto (22) catches Miami Marlins shortstop Otto Lopez (6) (not pictured) sacrifice fly ball during the seventh inning at Citi Field.

Trending This Juan Soto Error Led to the Funniest Inside-the-Park Home Run I’ve Ever Seen

• Jun 30th, 2026

May 3, 2021; Chicago, Illinois, USA; Philadelphia 76ers guard Ben Simmons (25) dribbles the ball against the Chicago Bulls during the second half at the United Center.

Sixers Ben Simmons is Open to Returning to the Sixers, Kind of Blames Matisse Thybulle for the Passed-Up Dunk Disaster, and Never Had Confidence Issues – Per Ben Simmons

• Jun 29th, 2026

Flyers Wouldn’t It Be Nice if the Flyers Crushed the Draft For Once?

• Jun 29th, 2026

Jun 26, 2026; Buffalo, New York, USA; Maksim Sokolovskii reacts beside NHL commissioner Gary Bettman after being selected with the twenty seventh pick in the first round of the 2026 NHL Draft by the Philadelphia Flyers at KeyBank Center.

Phillies Let’s Recap Another Excellent Phillies Weekend

• Jun 29th, 2026

Jun 27, 2026; New York City, New York, USA; Philadelphia Phillies first baseman Bryce Harper (3) hits a two run home run against the New York Mets during the third inning at Citi Field.

Phillies Tom McCarthy is Great – You Just Don’t Get the Difference Between a TV Broadcaster and a Radio Broadcaster

• Jun 26th, 2026

Mar 2, 2019; Clearwater, FL, USA; Philadelphia Phillies Broadcaster Tom Mccarthy speaks as they formally introduce right fielder Bryce Harper (3) as a Philadelphia Phillie at Spectrum Field.

Jun 25, 2026; Washington, District of Columbia, USA; Philadelphia Phillies first baseman Bryce Harper (3) celebrates after hitting a three run home run against the Washington Nationals during the ninth inning at Nationals Park.

Phillies The Internet is Misunderstanding Bryce Harper’s Cool-as-Hell Ring Celebration

• Jun 26th, 2026

Trending How Much Vacation Time Do Europeans Get That They Can Attend All These World Cup Games? We Gotta Get in on That

• Jun 25th, 2026

June 25, 2026; Missouri, U.S.; Netherlands fans display a banner as they march towards the Kansas City Stadium ahead of the match.

Flyers Flyers Trade Garnet Hathaway and a 6th Round Pick to the Florida Panthers For a 5th and a 4th

• Jun 25th, 2026

Apr 27, 2026; Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA; Philadelphia Flyers right wing Garnet Hathaway (19) handles the puck against the Pittsburgh Penguins during the second period in game five of the first round of the 2026 Stanley Cup Playoffs at PPG Paints Arena.

Trending Add Six Infield Errors in One Game to the Mets’ Gloriously Humiliating Season

• Jun 25th, 2026

Jun 24, 2026; New York City, New York, USA; New York Mets shortstop Francisco Lindor (12) runs off the field during the first inning against the Chicago Cubs at Citi Field.

Trending Citi Field Was Taken Over by Norwegians Celebrating While the Mets Lose

• Jun 24th, 2026

Jun 24, 2026; New York City, New York, USA; Norway national soccer team fans show support accompanied by Mr. and Mrs. Met during the MLB game between the New York Mets and the Chicago Cubs at Citi Field.

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