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Matt Schultz

Matt Schultz is a comedy and sports writer from Philadelphia. He’s written extensively for ClickHole, The Onion, and Conan O’Brien’s Team Coco. His work has been featured in Vulture, Deadspin, The A.V. Club, Paste Magazine, and other publications. Much of his sports journalism can be found on college basketball websites that don’t exist anymore (PhilaHoops Heads rise up…)

Apr 22, 2026; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; (Editors Notes: Caption Correction) Pittsburgh Penguins center Evgeni Malkin (71) skates off the ice after loss to the Philadelphia Flyers in game three of the first round of the 2026 Stanley Cup Playoffs at Xfinity Mobile Arena.

Flyers Known-Worm Evgeni Malkin Goes Full-Worm By Flipping the Puck into the Flyers Bench

• Apr 28th, 2026

Apr 22, 2026; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; Philadelphia Flyers right wing Owen Tippett (74) celebrates his empty goal with teammates against Pittsburgh Penguins center Sidney Crosby (87) during the third period in game three of the first round of the 2026 Stanley Cup Playoffs at Xfinity Mobile Arena.

Flyers Defeated Penguins Fans on Reddit Can’t Even Convince Themselves to Go to Game 5

• Apr 27th, 2026

Penn State Corny Flyers Hater Andrew Fillipponi Fake Quits Pittsburgh Sports Talk Radio After Steelers Draft Drew Allar

• Apr 27th, 2026

Feb 27, 2026; Indianapolis, IN, USA; Penn State quarterback Drew Allar (QB02) speaks to members of the media during the NFL Combine at the Indiana Convention Center

Sixers Joel Embiid’s Return a Reminder of the Sharp Duality in Sixers’ Offensive Identity

• Apr 27th, 2026

Apr 26, 2026; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; Philadelphia 76ers center Joel Embiid (21) encourages the crowd against the Boston Celtics during the first half at Xfinity Mobile Arena.

Sixers Before His Appendectomy, Joel Embiid Went to the Hospital Because he Couldn’t Poop, and That’s the Problem

• Apr 27th, 2026

Apr 26, 2026; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; Philadelphia 76ers center Joel Embiid (21) against the Boston Celtics during the second half at Xfinity Mobile Arena.

Apr 22, 2026; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; Philadelphia Flyers right wing Owen Tippett (74) celebrates his empty goal with teammates against Pittsburgh Penguins center Sidney Crosby (87) during the third period in game three of the first round of the 2026 Stanley Cup Playoffs at Xfinity Mobile Arena.

Flyers Sidney Crosby’s Game 3 Flop Immortalized With an I-95 Billboard

• Apr 24th, 2026

Sixers I Think the Celtics’ X Account May Be Run By a 54-Year-Old Man Using ChatGPT to Sound 25

• Apr 24th, 2026

Apr 19, 2026; Boston, Massachusetts, USA; Philadelphia 76ers center Adem Bona (30) defends Boston Celtics guard Payton Pritchard (11) in the second half during game one of the first round of the 2026 NBA Playoffs at TD Garden.

Flyers Will the Flyers’ “Man I Need” Thing Catch on Like the Phillies’ “Dancing on my Own?”

• Apr 24th, 2026

Apr 22, 2026; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; Philadelphia Flyers defenseman Rasmus Ristolainen (55) celebrates his goal with right wing Porter Martone (94) against the Pittsburgh Penguins during the second period in game three of the first round of the 2026 Stanley Cup Playoffs at Xfinity Mobile Arena.

Flyers Penguins Coach Dan Muse Says Known Flopper Sidney Crosby Does Not Embellish

• Apr 23rd, 2026

Mar 7, 2025; Las Vegas, Nevada, USA; Pittsburgh Penguins center Sidney Crosby (87) falls to the ice during the first period against the Vegas Golden Knights at T-Mobile Arena.

Eagles Mike Vrabel, A.J. Brown’s Maybe-Soon-to-be Coach, Skipping a Draft Day For Counseling as More Dianna Russini Photos Surface

• Apr 23rd, 2026

Feb 8, 2026; Santa Clara, CA, USA; New England Patriots head coach Mike Vrabel against the Seattle Seahawks during Super Bowl LX at Levi's Stadium.

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