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Matt Schultz

Matt Schultz is a comedy and sports writer from Philadelphia. He’s written extensively for ClickHole, The Onion, and Conan O’Brien’s Team Coco. His work has been featured in Vulture, Deadspin, The A.V. Club, Paste Magazine, and other publications. Much of his sports journalism can be found on college basketball websites that don’t exist anymore (PhilaHoops Heads rise up…) email: M.Schultz@sportradar.com

May 9, 2026; Los Angeles, California, USA; Los Angeles Lakers forward LeBron James (23) warms up prior to game three of the second round of the 2026 NBA Playoffs against the Oklahoma City Thunder at Crypto.com Arena. J

Sixers Shoutout to the AAA Employee in South Philly With a LeBron James-as-Ben Franklin Computer Wallpaper

• Aug 4th, 2026

Apr 21, 2026; Boston, Massachusetts, USA; Boston Celtics guard Jaylen Brown (7) attempts a free throw against the Philadelphia 76ers in the second half of a game two of the first round of the 2026 NBA Playoffs at TD Garden.

Sixers Jaylen Brown’s Latest Twitch Stream Gifted Us a Bounty Of Great Content

• Aug 4th, 2026

Sixers The First LeBron James Mural is Up in Philly and Thankfully it’s Not at Garage Fishtown

• Aug 4th, 2026

Dec 7, 2025; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; Los Angeles Lakers forward Lebron James (23) and Philadelphia 76ers guard Tyrese Maxey react with each other after the game at Xfinity Mobile Arena.

Sixers I’m Cool With Jaylen Brown Doing Dangerous Stuff Like Skydiving if the Content is This Funny

• Aug 3rd, 2026

May 2, 2026; Boston, Massachusetts, USA; Boston Celtics guard Jaylen Brown (7) on the court before game seven of the first round of the 2026 NBA Playoffs against the Philadelphia 76ers at TD Garden.

Phillies Here’s a List of People We Can Blame/Be Pissed at About the Dodgers Getting Tarik Skubal

• Aug 3rd, 2026

Jul 24, 2026; Detroit, Michigan, USA; Detroit Tigers pitcher Tarik Skubal (29) celebrates after the third inning against the Kansas City Royals at Comerica Park.

Apr 7, 2026; Newark, New Jersey, USA; Philadelphia Flyers right wing Matvei Michkov (39) skates with the puck against the New Jersey Devils during the first period at Prudential Center.

Flyers Hell Yeah: Matvei Michkov Just Watched the New Minions Movie in a Pretty Empty Movie Theater

• Jul 31st, 2026

Phillies Brandon Marsh’s Reaction to Zack Wheeler’s Prank Call Was Both Very Funny and Heartwarming

• Jul 31st, 2026

Jul 27, 2026; Miami, Florida, USA; Philadelphia Phillies starting pitcher Zack Wheeler (45) throws against the Miami Marlins during the first inning at loanDepot Park.

Trending Some Stray Thoughts About the $200 Million Baseball/Soccer Stadium They’re Trying to Build in KOP

• Jul 31st, 2026

Phillies The Dodgers Possibly Landing Tarik Skubal Has Me Pissed – at the Phillies

• Jul 30th, 2026

Jul 29, 2026; Detroit, Michigan, USA; Detroit Tigers pitcher Tarik Skubal (29) pitches in the first inning against the Baltimore Orioles at Comerica Park.

Sixers Great News: Jaylen Brown Will Reportedly Not Have an Ego in Philadelphia

• Jul 30th, 2026

May 2, 2026; Boston, Massachusetts, USA; Philadelphia 76ers guard Tyrese Maxey (0) talks with Boston Celtics guard Jaylen Brown (7)after PhiladephiaÕs win in game seven of the first round of the 2026 NBA Playoffs at TD Garden.

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