Eagles

Asante Samuel, Still a Dickbag

By Kyle Scott

Published: Oct 25th, 2012 · 4:50 PM EDT

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Asante Samuel, one of seemingly 100 players who declined to speak to the Philly media this week, spoke with reporters in Atlanta today. Wearing a fucking helmet.  

Here’s what Pick Six had to say.

Happy to come home, Phillip Phillips?

"It’s not any game. I’m going back home, because that was, like, my home. They’ll be happy to see me, everybody gon’ cheer for me, nawhaaaimean?"

 

 Nah, I don't.

Why the helmet, dickbag?

"Got a little personality issue, so this is how I got to do my interviews. I’m just trying to humble myself down, make sure I don’t expand too much. My personality issues are kickin’ in." 

 

Just now?!

Why take a shot at Andy Reid on Twitter?

"Y’ll assumed that was about Andy. I didn’t say “this is for Andy.” I just made a quote, and then another quote. And everybody said that was for Andy."

 

Juan Castillo's your boy?

"Man, Juan’s my guy. Shout out to you, Juan. You had the 12th defense in the league. He was doing a good job, as I could see. And it’s just unfortunate that he had to resign from his job or whatever, whatever. Great guy, worked hard. And any coaches out there need another coach, he definitely get the job done for you."

 

Yep, and he'll do the same one over and over and over and over and over.

Think you'll get cheered?

"Oh they better cheer for me. They gon’ cheer for me. Or we gon' have a problem right there in Lincoln Financial Stadium."

 

Frankenstorm indeed.

You can watch video of Asante's interview here.