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Eliot Shorr-Parks is now Endangering Merrill Reese with Bad Takes
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On the WIP postgame show, Merrill Reese says he almost broke a blood vessel as a result of an “insane” ESP take:
https://twitter.com/Eliotshorrbarks/status/1457771580235268103?s=20
We don’t go after ESP too hard on this website because he’s mostly a harmless troll doing an Eskin-inspired faux-provocateur gig. You hate the game, but not necessarily the player, and he’s kind of like a mini-Howard without the arrogant grandstanding and requisite ego.
But if Eliot gives Merrill more blood vessel problems, like an aortic aneurysm or clotting, then we may need to intervene. If Eliot continues to deliver incredibly stupid takes, he may end up killing Merrill Reese. Therefore, the only solution here is to stop delivering incredibly stupid takes. It’s for Merrill’s health and the good of all Eagles fans with half a brain.
Carry on.
Kevin has been writing about Philadelphia sports since 2009. He spent seven years in the CBS 3 sports department and started with the Union during the team's 2010 inaugural season. He went to the academic powerhouses of Boyertown High School and West Virginia University. email - k.kinkead@sportradar.com