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Is Anybody Having a Better Offseason than Landon Dickerson?
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Landon Dickerson set up the slip and slide and invited some of his Eagles teammates over:
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Sources say Jason Peters collided with the hay bales and had to enter the blue medical tent. He walked off on his own power.
Joking, of course. Peters asked for more money before going down the slip and slide.
But anyway, is anybody having a better offseason than Landon Dickerson? First, he became the NFL’s highest-paid guard after signing a four-year deal worth up to $87 million with $50 million guaranteed. Then he bought a $15,000 riding mower. The Gravely Pro-Turn 560. Commercial grade, with 31 horsepower and a Kawasaki FX921V engine. 60-inch mowing deck. His yard is better maintained than the Tahoma 31 grass at Super Bowl 57. He’s a better groundskeeper than The SodFather. Now he’s out here setting up the slip and slide and inviting his friends over. He is basically a suburban dad at this point. He does the same thing you and I do:
white trash waterslide pic.twitter.com/gVbkddEZlX
— Kevin Kinkead (@Kevin_Kinkead) July 5, 2024
Kevin has been writing about Philadelphia sports since 2009. He spent seven years in the CBS 3 sports department and started with the Union during the team's 2010 inaugural season. He went to the academic powerhouses of Boyertown High School and West Virginia University. email - k.kinkead@sportradar.com