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Jerry Jones Needs to Hand Out those Tac Glasses from the TV Commercial
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The only thing keeping the Philadelphia Eagles from scoring 40+, and the Cowboys from scoring 10+, was the sun glare at Jerry World:
Jerry Jones building a stadium that blinds his own players & causes losses is so on brand pic.twitter.com/Nb9VK3FbEQ
— Warren Sharp (@SharpFootball) November 10, 2024
Hilarious. Great job, Jerry!
This is what he needs to hand out the next time a football game is played in his stadium. Just have somebody pass around a basket and the players grab a pair so they can actually see what the hell is going on:
If this guy gets the Tac Glasses contract for Jerry World, he’s rich. I’ll do the copyrighting for his pitch, for a small fee:
“Tac Glasses can do things ordinary sun glasses can’t do, like block blinding glare at AT&T Stadium so well, passes thrown by Cooper Rush suddenly become visible. Enhanced colors to give you vision of the football. Nothing to see, right? Look again as we hold up our Tac Glasses. A colorful A.J. Brown is revealed, and he’s wide open, running 1v1 down the sideline. Amazing! There’s just nothing like them on the market today.”
Kevin has been writing about Philadelphia sports since 2009. He spent seven years in the CBS 3 sports department and started with the Union during the team's 2010 inaugural season. He went to the academic powerhouses of Boyertown High School and West Virginia University. email - k.kinkead@sportradar.com