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Lane Johnson’s Dog Mask is Completely Out of Stock

By Kevin Kinkead

Published: Jan 15th, 2018 · 1:22 PM EST

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“We don’t know when or if this item will be back in stock.”

That’s what you get when you search Amazon for the “novelty Halloween party latex animal dog head mask German Shepherd” that Lane Johnson and Chris Long wore after Saturday’s playoff win.

The masks were going for $10.99 online before selling out. It looks like there are a couple left on Ebay, but this guy sold his entire stock at $35.00:

There are a few other masks floating around on Ebay for $9.99, but they’re not the same as the ones the Birds wore on Saturday. They ship from China and Hong Kong and wouldn’t get to you until late January or early February anyway.

If you do wanna go that route, there are two more of these jawns on Amazon:

Close enough?

Or nah?

By the way, I love the line that says, “fits most adult heads.” And it’s 100% natural latex from Malaysia. And you see through “the dog mask’s the mouth holes.”

Anyway, this is how the American economy works. Item is in demand, item sells out, people who actually have the item mark it up by 400%. If you don’t like it, you can git out:

By the way, you’re more than welcome to wear them on Sunday:

Doggone it, you better believe dog masks will be allowed at @LFFStadium this weekend. Just make sure to take them off when you go through security.#FlyEaglesFly pic.twitter.com/0REb840ME7

— Philadelphia Eagles (@Eagles) January 15, 2018