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Move Over Coldplay, the Birds’ Linemen Just Released the Most Beautiful Rendition of Fly Eagles Fly
By Kyle Pagan
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You didn’t know you needed E-A-G-L-E-S sung to you to the tune of Silent Night until today.
Introducing the fourth song from the Eagles’ Christmas album:
Holy shit that was great little twist!
Visualize this with me:
It’s December 23rd your dad gets up out his favorite chair grunting his best, “I’m going up,” he walks to the kitchen, he adds his Eagles 32 ounce souvenir cup to the dishwasher that has a faded B-Dawk and Jeremiah Trotter on it from hundreds of washes, goes upstairs, takes off his Eagles slippers, gets in his Eagles pajamas, pulls his Eagles comforter up to his neck, turns this song on and has sweet dreams of Jalen Hurts carving up the Cowboys defense and Micah Parsons.
Kick rocks, Coldplay. This is the most beautiful rendition of E-A-G-L-E-S ever sung.
9/10 on the Kelce Claus scale:
Kyle writes blog posts and does Man on the Street-style videos all around Philadelphia. He graduated from Temple University (a basketball school) in 2015. contact: k.pagan@sportradar.com