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Today in Donovan McNabb is an Idiot

By Kyle Scott

Published: Sep 12th, 2013 · 9:28 AM EDT

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McNabb’s other retirement party

I’ve been talking up these Donovan McNabb ME parties because Donovan McNabb has been talking up his Donovan McNabb ME parties– celebrations of a Former Five’s career scheduled to take place next weekend after Chip Kelly takes a poop on Andy Reid and after McNabb is honored at that game. And in what has to be some sort of metaphor for his career, McNabb tweeted out a promo for his party at the Pool After Dark in Atlantic City… but, problem: he told people the wrong casino. Go:

Nope.

Still no. [PS– It’s the most anticipated retirement weekend. What? And love how he sent out separate Tweets to Philly and AC fans… as if each Tweet was specially encoded to be read by only its intended target.]

There it is.

Surely McNabb got confused. Harrah’s is owned by Caesars Entertainment Corporation, a wrinkle, much like overtime, that was too much for McNabb to handle.

Fun fact, because we like fun, and facts: Joshua Harris’ Apollo Global Management Rulers of the World He Bought the Devils Too (I think that’s the official name) is a major stakeholder in Caesars Entertainment Group, and that fact may be why Ayla Brown, daughter of former Massachusetts Senator Scott Brown, sings the national anthem at Sixers games– daddy had something Josh, and Caesars, wanted.

Anyway, if that last paragraph went over McNabb’s head, my apologizes.