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F$&#ing Yinzers: This Partially-Cloaked Penguins Fan Will Be Bringing The Following Signs To Tonight’s Game
By Kyle Scott
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Her tanlines are configured in such a way that they actually spell out "Talbot was here"
Oh the Internet. Where else could you find puck bunny Penguins fans, whose boyfriends are “getting drafted,” preparing their Game 1 signs? Nowhere.
Consider yourself judged.
Huge helmet punch to surrogate CB writer Fake Lavy, who found these signs on the Twitter account of Taylor (@Princesss_Sass), who has tweeted the above picture no less than five times since March 30 (I counted, because I have time for these things).
She also posted these signs, which she will presumably bring to tonight’s game… or use as the backdrop for a video destined to wind up on strippingvideos.tumblr.com. One or the other.
Keep going…
These signs, by the way, are totally unrealistic. Does she really expect people to believe that Hartnell rebounded from his marriage with Briere's chunky ex-wife? Child please.
Because it's the Cup.
Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.