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Here’s All the Stuff You Should See From the Flo Rida Concert After the Phillies Game
By Matt Schultz
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The Phillies beat the Marlins 6-4 on Tuesday night, but that’s not what this blog about. This one is about Flo Rida.
If you’re unaware, he played a concert at Citizens Bank Park as part of the team’s concert series. The Phillies have been doing these post-game concerts at least once a year since 2016 (excluding 2020 and 2021 because of COVID), with notable past performances from Nelly, Jordan Davis, Vanilla Ice, and Zedd. But in my opinion, we’ve reached a new high-water mark with Flo Rida. There was some real good content coming out of this show. Here are the highlights:
Some Unknown Guys Were Dancing Onstage With Flo Rida
Now this is a nice clip that begs many questions: Who are these other guys onstage with Flo Rida? Those gotta be regular fans, right? Considering they’re all dancing like toddlers (just kind of bouncing up and down with their arms out to their sides), they’re not actually part of the show, correct? How’d they get to be up there, then? Was it a contest? Did they have to win an auction like that really good radio broadcaster a couple weeks ago? Or were these guys hand selected by Flo Rida himself? Did Flo Rida see something in them specifically and pluck them out of the crowd to take them under his wing? Any of these scenarios would be fine be me. They’re all very good additions to the spectacle.
But if I had to pick a favorite from the crew, it’s gotta be the man on Flo Rida’s left who looks like all my uncles morphed into one singular uncle. Hands up, glasses fogging, undershirt-less beneath the jersey, chafing the hell out of his nips — he’s Flo Rida’s number one dancing sidekick here:
Flo Rida Got His Hands on a Baby
The People’s Princess of Philadelphia ♥️ pic.twitter.com/iy7X3ufVOE
— jasmine (@jasmine22747622) August 19, 2026
Baby looks to be asleep. Flo Rida is good with babies. This’ll be a sick picture for her to have when she’s old enough to appreciate Flo Rida. Gotta be one of the funnier celebs to have a baby picture with.
Flo Rida Climbed On Top of the Away Dugout During a Long Silence
There wasn’t a song playing for the first ten-ish seconds of that video. I wonder how long that silence was going before the music started. Hope it was like eight minutes.
Some People Touched Flo Rida
These people seem truly thrilled to be this close to Flo Rida. There are more Beatlemania-esque shrieks than I would’ve suspected. That’s gotta be a nice feeling if you’re Flo Rida. Still got it.
Flo Rida Didn’t Know What to Call the Crowd While Addressing Them
Two Final, Good Tweets About the Flo Rida Concert
Kinkead: I’m hoping that next year brings the Three 6 Mafia to CBP so they can perform tracks like “Fuck Y’all Hoes,” “Sippin’ on Some Sizzurp,” and “Weak Azz Bitch.”
Matt Schultz is a comedy and sports writer from Philadelphia. He’s written extensively for ClickHole, The Onion, and Conan O’Brien’s Team Coco. His work has been featured in Vulture, Deadspin, The A.V. Club, Paste Magazine, and other publications. Much of his sports journalism can be found on college basketball websites that don’t exist anymore (PhilaHoops Heads rise up…) email: M.Schultz@sportradar.com