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Happy Belated Father’s Day, Nerlens Noel
By Jim Adair
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Just about a month ago, TMZ reported that their new favorite dude Nerlens Noel was asking for a DNA test to find out if he was the father of a 14-month-old boy. Well, the test is in, and Nerlens Noel, you ARE the father.
Noel admitted that he’s had “limited contact” with his son up until now and agrees that the baby’s mother should have primary custody. He is also reportedly asking the court to determine a “minimal level of child support,” which considering his status as a millionaire, seems unlikely. But while he’s at least giving that kid something, he can probably cut up those ridiculous pants into a onesie, blanket, hoodie, and probably a goddamn backpack.
When he's not writing about sports here or ranting about them on Twitter, Jim is probably watching X-Files on Netflix or drinking a beer somewhere. Jim has nothing against hockey, it's just not his style. He once met Duce Staley at a Sixers game.