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Bear Falling Out of Tree
By Kyle Scott
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Credit to the folks at FOX Philly for sticking with a live shot of the black bear that was stuck in a tree in Delran, NJ today for, oh, like, 40 minutes. After having a tranquilizer dart stuck in his ass for about that much time, Michael Leighton finally succumbed to gravity and fell to the ground, presumably into the awaiting net below, as dozens of horrified onlookers, um, looked on.
You know what happened to the last guy who shot a dart in my ass?
I ate him
Back off @FOX29philly— Black Bear Spotted (@BlackBearSpoted) May 30, 2013
Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.