You Can Play with Alex Morgan in FIFA 16

Published: May 28th, 2015 · 9:02 AM EDT

EA Sports is announcing features for FIFA 16 today – no, one of them isn’t the ability to accept bribes such as knighthood in exchange for World Cup votes, but I wish it were (could call it FIFA 16: The Underground) – and the first one we learn of, courtesy of IGN, is: WOMEN. Just in time for the Women’s World Cup, which is being held in Canada… probably because a FIFA official got blown in a back alley in Ottawa by someone named Ophelia… there will be 12 women’s national teams, including the US of course, and of course including:

I’ll look forward to my friend who has no sense of spirited competition taking Barcelona every time I select a squad comprised of the more delicate gender… and Hope Solo. No word on if the body paint uniforms made it in the game. I’m guessing not.

Kyle Scott

Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.