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Is Evan Turner Sitting in an Apple Store with a TGI Fridays Bag the Most Evan Turner Thing Ever?
By Kyle Scott
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Just your usual NBA swingman sitting at the Genius Bar with his Fridays leftovers. Nothing out of the ordinary.
Side note: At what income level do you stop getting to-go bags and just let them clear the scraps? I don’t know if there’s a rule for this, but there should be. I say if you make over $750,000 per year, then you shouldn’t take leftovers. At that point, you’re more than capable of just buying another top-notch (or chain restaurant) entree for your next meal. Do you think LeBron gets to-go bags? No way. Durant? 0% chance. Turner? Yep. This is the sort of thing that prevents him from being a star. To-go bags. Overdrawn bank accounts. Waiting in line for GTA V. And yo, Evan, JUST BUY A NEW 15-INCH RETINA MACBOOK. Amateur hour over here.
Pic via (@gld_steve)
Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.