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Morning Carts: Frosty Tips Edition
By Kyle Scott
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Yee haw, motherfuckers
It’s been a while since we have seen the elusive Carts out in his natural habitat. He has spent much time this summer at concerts in Atlantic City and Camden. Like in the picture below with Dan Carcillo and Ville Leino after a Nas concert at the House of Blues. He has also been at Phillies games, where he popped up on Bongo Cam- I wonder if he had the giant fist. Scientists remain baffled by the behavioral anomalies of Carts.
But alas, we find Jeff Carter initiating his mating ritual (while a game of beerpong goes on in the foreground). I don’t know when it happened, but at some point between 2002 and now, Sun-In went out of style. Someone should tell Carter- that shit ain’t natural, yo.
Pic after the jump, plus a bonus pic of Danny Briere with a fish.
Jeff Carter engages the female. What she does not know, is that soon she will be Carter'd.
Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.