Mark Sakers (@marksakers) Tweeted that he bought a pair of Mike Richard's game used skates and was going to drink beer out of them. He did.
Look, I know Richie is the man (I have his jersey) and dudes want to get just a slice of his womanizing, digit laden ATM receipt handin', pornstar pic posin' mojo, but this isn't the way to do it, folks.
A few Phillies Halloween pics from readers and my girlfriend's puppy (because, why not?) after the jump. Happy Halloween, errybody.
UPDATE: Chase the dog wearing a Scott Hartnell (former) wig and as the Bark Knight. Yeah, we've started a dogs in Halloween costumes meme, and you know what? We're completely fine with that.