We didn't do it, we swear, but the Mets are for sale on Craigslist. [via Ted Williams' Head]
Of course, they probably want to correct that by saying 25% ownership is now worth only around $40 million…
Partial Ownership Of The New York Mets
Date: 2011-02-01, 8:20AM EST
Reply to: sale-gmkpf-2191331600@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
* Mr. Met will entertain guests at your child's birthday party, bat/bar mitzvah, or any other family event
* A private autograph session with stars such as; Luis Castillo, Pat Misch, and Mets' ace, R.A. Dickey.
* Guaranteed September collapse
* You can be the starting second baseman
* A meet and greet with Mets announcer, Keith Hernandez, where you can ask him questions or run your fingers through his mustache
* A jar of Carlos Beltran's desire to play baseball as well as some cartilage from his knee
* Family counseling sessions with Francisco Rodriguez
* Join us for the Mets Christmas karaoke. Sing songs with Jason Bay from his favorite album, "The Wall," by Pink Floyd.
* An Eddie Kunz bobblehead doll
What's Not Included:
* October Baseball
* Any say in the baseball operations
* Defeating the Phillies for the NL East division in the next decade
Act now, operators are standing by…
That’s hysterical!
* Guaranteed September collapse
Best perc lol.
Some joker flagged it and now it’s been removed!
” you can be the starting second baseman!” HAHAHAHAA
But wait theres more! also included are 3 “star players” who pussy out on visits to Veterans Hospitals and THE moist towelette used to clean Johan Santana’s dick snot off of female thighes! What a bunch of douchebags! i HATE new york and fucking hate the mets!
You have to be in contention in order to collapse. They will be a non-factor this year, so that perk will not be honored this year.
pretty dumb
Flagged for removal? Lame.
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