Stop me if you've heard the one about a Puerto Rican guy and a stolen car in Florida before.
Not more than an hour after mentioning Kris Versteeg's vandalized car, it comes across that J.C. Romero's Porsche Panamera was stolen last night (incredibly, we do have a picture of Romero looking for a car, which would have been all too perfect to use if it wasn't so blurry).
Phillies beat reporters, on Twitter, have since confirmed the theft- where were they last night?
No truth to the rumor that Romero had LoJack and was unsuccessful in four consecutive attempts to locate the car. That's an accuracy joke, in case you were wondering.
Good luck finding the car, Juan.