Oh happy day.
We knew Pat Burrell’s old shag pad couldn’t go unoccupied for long. A few months ago, we brought you this real estate listing for Bat’s condo at 1601 Rittenhouse, The Lanesborough. It was listed at $3 million back in August, and while we can’t confirm it was sold, we can safely assume that, after dancing for Bongo Cam at the Phillies game, Max Talbot brought these two girls back to penthouse #1700 at 1601 Rittenhouse Sunday night.
From an anonymous tipster, these are the Facebook statuses of one of the girls. Names are redacted:
Ah yes, the late night trip from Public House to PH 1700, a trail blazed by so many Philadelphia coeds.
Just to be sure this isn’t some other, similar looking luxury condo, we performed a little detective work with the photos. The findings... are after the jump.
Here is a screen cap from the video tour of Burrell’s condo:
And here is another picture from Sunday night:
Triangular rack (yellow), tan sectional (red), hanging flat screen (blue), chrome and wood railings (black), two happy to see you coeds gleefully posing for cameras in the early morning hours- check, check, and triple fucking check! That's Pat's place alright.
Even though the condo hasn’t sold (at least we couldn't find the transaction), it’s entirely possible Pat is renting it out, since, you know, he no longer has a job. Talbot seems like he’ll be a fine tenant- he’s new here and likes to party.
Glad to see someone is taking good care of our city’s favorite residence. And as for Dry Island... well, it just suffered some storm damage.
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In other hockey residence news, here's video of Mike Richards' lakeside cottage (via reader Henry).
See, right here. This is why I pay to read your blog. No wait, I don't. Nevermind.
Posted by: MPH | October 04, 2011 at 10:40 AM
Dry Island was reportedly enforced 5 times throughout the season. I highly doubt that Lavi requested that Mad Max and Co. avoid booze during the preseason/period before the regular season begins.
Posted by: Lars | October 04, 2011 at 10:44 AM
Lars you really need to learn how to take a joke
Posted by: Joe | October 04, 2011 at 10:55 AM
Who cares?
We as humans party
Posted by: george | October 04, 2011 at 11:00 AM
Turning this blog into a festival of terrible, invasive advertising is really ruining this site. You really think the "/a." trick is going to prevent ad blocking programs from doing their job?
Posted by: Hanover | October 04, 2011 at 11:04 AM
Odd that he already had a painting of the girls' faces hanging upstairs.
Posted by: Dustin | October 04, 2011 at 11:05 AM
-What would you do if you had a million dollars?
-I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
Posted by: Mark | October 04, 2011 at 11:05 AM
@Joe - I don't really care either way, to be honest. It just annoys me when people seriously try to compare Richards/Carter stories to the stories that are coming out now about current team members drinking. No big deal, though -- it's just sports.
Posted by: Lars | October 04, 2011 at 11:06 AM
(not saying Kyle compared this with Carter/Richards, btw)
Posted by: Lars | October 04, 2011 at 11:07 AM
Dustin- that's the comment of the week.
Posted by: Kyle Scott | October 04, 2011 at 11:11 AM
I'm like 99% sure that picture of the red bus in the B/W city can be bought at IKEA, big spender.
Posted by: Ben | October 04, 2011 at 11:18 AM
Now this is what I come to crossing broad for.... nice work
Posted by: jeff | October 04, 2011 at 11:19 AM
Slutssssssssssssssss
I'm jealous
Posted by: matt | October 04, 2011 at 11:20 AM
Talbo is just trying to get it in before father lavs has him castrated
Posted by: Talbo is a pimp | October 04, 2011 at 11:27 AM
man disappointing the faces are blurred out. man I wonder if Talbot f them 2.
Posted by: Kenny Junod | October 04, 2011 at 11:27 AM
Chicks with blurred out faces?! What more could you ask for!! I need to start hanging at the Public House to pick up those kind of broads. HAHA!
Posted by: OneManWolfpack | October 04, 2011 at 11:40 AM
No doubt my man Max double teamed those 2 whores.
Posted by: Murray from Mayfair | October 04, 2011 at 11:52 AM
Chick on the left is a 1 coat, chick on the right? that calls for a spackling.
Posted by: MM | October 04, 2011 at 11:55 AM
The question is, was there a 3rd? Or was Talbot so into it that he was like, "I am fucking living in Burrell's old condo, hanging with 2 hot sluts. Let me go upstairs and take a photo with this sluts phone of them 2 downstairs so they can show their friends!"
I like it, Max. This is why hockey players are the most down to earth best people to meet of the four major sports out in public.
And the public house has been their fishing hole since Carter and Ritchie were in town. Def could go back to Burrell in his prime as the "Midnight Mayor" of Philadelphia.
Posted by: Dewey Babcock | October 04, 2011 at 12:07 PM
That bus painting from the first pic if from Ikea
Posted by: I Told You So | October 04, 2011 at 12:08 PM
Dustin- that's the comment of the week.
Posted by: Kyle Scott | October 04, 2011 at 11:11 AM
Agreed, +1000 internets to Dustin
Posted by: Scramblin Randall | October 04, 2011 at 12:16 PM
Was he crashing Kent Tekulve's old pad when he was in Pittsburgh after a night at the Zen Social Club and too many Iron City Lites?
Posted by: MPH | October 04, 2011 at 12:27 PM
@ MPH:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8E_zMLCRNg
Sometimes it's not worth it even trying after Dustin's masterpice:
http://www.crossingbroad.com/2011/10/max-talbot-brought-these-two-girls-back-to-pat-burrells-old-condo-on-sunday-night.html#comment-6a0120a6dde087970b0153920fee27970b
Posted by: Iron Balls McGinty | October 04, 2011 at 12:53 PM
why can't i be rich? or a hockey player? :(
Posted by: Cass | October 04, 2011 at 01:24 PM
Was definitely three girls as it says tagged with ____ AND _____. Unless they already friended Max on Facebook and tagged him at his own house...
Posted by: Nick T | October 04, 2011 at 02:30 PM
Chick in the jeans must have been the target. She brought along cankles for safety.
Posted by: mac | October 04, 2011 at 02:41 PM
Looks like I have a new favorite Flyer. Bars, Penthouse, and Sluts.....yesssss
Posted by: Blonders | October 04, 2011 at 03:29 PM
My cucumber. It's bigger than that. Vegetables can be really sensuous, don't you think?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9ZjOCSLYlc
Posted by: Iron Balls McGinty | October 04, 2011 at 09:07 PM
Nobody has ID on the two women yet?
Posted by: Dave | October 04, 2011 at 10:09 PM
Maybe it's the team smush pad and no one actually lives there full-time. Could totally see Pat renting it out to the guys when they want to hook up with randoms without having to bring them to their actual homes.
Posted by: Daria Grabowski | October 05, 2011 at 10:34 AM
The condominium looks great. I wonder what happened to the girls?
Posted by: makati condo | October 06, 2011 at 04:54 AM
Brown said he and his coaches are game-planning as they normally would for their game against OU this weekend, but are paying special attention to Sooners LB Travis Lewis and the rest of the standout OU linebacking corps.
Posted by: true religion outlet | October 13, 2011 at 09:38 PM
Dry Island was only for Richards/Carter me thinks.
Posted by: what? | October 14, 2011 at 06:52 AM