Fuckin’ Bernie, man.
On Friday, I showed you the interesting pre-Wing Bowl exchange between the Zen-like Kobayashi and Philly notables Tony Luke Jr. and Bernie Parent. It was like worlds colliding-- the old goalie and a Philly sandwich king, out of their element as they embraced the Japanese eater. It wouldn't last long, though. About an hour after that exchange, while Kobayashi was well on his way to downing a record 337 wings, reader Daniel informed us that Bernie returned to his element and signed a tit in a luxury suite.
Well, we think our tipster found the breast in question. A very NSFW picture is after the jump.
Never change, Bernie. Never change.

It would only be NSFW if that CrossingBroad logo wasn't there.
Posted by: Disappointed | February 07, 2012 at 05:28 PM
Yeah what the Fuck Kyle? We need nip I don't know anywhere else to find naked girls on the interwebs
Posted by: nate fox | February 07, 2012 at 05:33 PM
NSFW? Maybe if I worked in a god damn elementary school.
Now post the real picture! Uncensored! Face & tits! Unless of course the face is bad, then leave it censored.
Posted by: Dick Trickle | February 07, 2012 at 05:35 PM
This is still kind of SFW. I would categorize it as a " A very NSFW picture" in Bold & Italics....
Posted by: Uhh... Not really NSFW | February 07, 2012 at 05:39 PM
And by would I meant I would NOT categorize it as a " A very NSFW picture" in Bold & Italics...
Posted by: Uhh... Not really NSFW | February 07, 2012 at 05:40 PM
It's not a tit without a nipple. You should be ashamed of yourself Kyle.
Posted by: JoeyB | February 07, 2012 at 05:50 PM
I bet Bernie had Viagra in his pocket
Posted by: Jose Canseco | February 07, 2012 at 06:24 PM
I'm loving how Bernie has been reliving his glory days the last couple months.
I hope Conklin does a bit on this tomorrow morning.
Posted by: Fat Frank | February 07, 2012 at 06:36 PM
"Well, we think our tipster found the breast in question. A very NSFW picture is after the jump."
I'm pretty sure he said the tipster censored it.
Posted by: John | February 07, 2012 at 06:56 PM
Classy lady there. Get a life.
Posted by: a brake-less burning dump truck careening through an intersection heading towards a full school bus | February 07, 2012 at 07:16 PM
I saw Bernie motor boating a chick at the wingbowl. He's a fucking legend & the man
Posted by: Todd J | February 07, 2012 at 07:20 PM
Censor that shit over on BoB, ok. Now let's get some jam on it and post up the pic.
Posted by: Andrew Mc | February 07, 2012 at 07:23 PM
Decent fakes but it looks like she could give birth to an F150 with those hips.
Posted by: Fake tits don't fix everything | February 07, 2012 at 07:33 PM
I wanna see this cunt's face n nips
Posted by: Drunk kenzo | February 07, 2012 at 07:36 PM
Someone link to the UNCENSORED wing bowl pics
Posted by: Johnny 5 | February 07, 2012 at 07:51 PM
Someone link to the CENSORED wing bowl pics.
Posted by: Conservative Carl | February 07, 2012 at 08:10 PM
I would love to smell Bernie's beard
Posted by: Frankie Fade from Morrell Barbershop | February 07, 2012 at 08:43 PM
You can show her face by the way.
She got topless in public.
These aren't private photos.
Posted by: SocialMedia | February 07, 2012 at 09:03 PM
Yeah why is Kyle protecting this whore??? This isn't a token incident
Often imitated... Never outclassed
Posted by: Iron Balls McGinty | February 07, 2012 at 09:07 PM
PUCK SO FAST I CAN'T STOP IT
Posted by: Bryz's glove | February 07, 2012 at 10:41 PM
@Iron Balls
He doesn't want to get sued.
I can understand that, but in this case he's fine.
"I didn't mean for EVERYONE to see my tits. Just the 19,000 that were there."
Again, these aren't private photos.
Posted by: Social Media | February 08, 2012 at 06:57 AM
Are we sure SHE didn't in fact eat 337 wings? Just judging by her gut and hips....
Posted by: PhillySouth | February 08, 2012 at 07:50 AM
I'm sure there are permanent knuckle indents in the back of her head ... eeyore, eeyore
Posted by: TCR | February 08, 2012 at 08:08 AM
She looks a little like Mrs CB to me..
Posted by: Casey Anthony | February 08, 2012 at 05:41 PM
Posted on um, so huiorials. a)you are brave to post this.b)i am still LOL-ing.but it is awesome that you tried first time stopping by your blog. can't wait to browse all your fails!
Posted by: Rewida | February 19, 2012 at 09:52 AM
Just wteand to ask you about what should be in this synopsis.Do I tell the whole story with spoilers and everything, or do I just touch on what the story consists of without spoiling anything. Or does both count?Thanks
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Posted by: Alung | February 19, 2012 at 09:15 PM
Sama2 Mas smiaumalas (*nick yang aneh* )Blom sempet daftar, abis dari sini anakkrim.info nya lamban banget bisa dipindahin gak hostingnya
Posted by: Kenta | February 19, 2012 at 09:32 PM
Elena, siinhng is not only about professional development. I think we should strive to be better human beings and i see no problem in constantly trying to develop our ability to forgive or love, for example.
Posted by: Izem | February 19, 2012 at 09:50 PM
Raluca, puzaicaltrirezi. :) Nu am scris nicaieri ca trebuie sa faci echipa cu oricine. Spuneam doar ca fara o echipa (de orice fel), esti nimeni. Insa responsabilitatea alegerii echipei iti apartine in totalitate. Tu trebuie sa decizi. Daca nu decizi tu, va decide altcineva in locul tau.
Posted by: Amru | February 19, 2012 at 10:50 PM
Maverick: piitovrt, armonie, rezonanta, context. mie imi suna a nevoie de adaptare (care nu e blamabila)insa daca vedem adaptarea ca o necesitate doar intr-un context ostil , atunci forta individuala inseamna tot timpul risipa de energie. Corect?
Posted by: Mark | February 20, 2012 at 02:45 AM