Bernie Parent and This Topless Woman Look Like They Had a Nice Time at Wing Bowl


Fuckin’ Bernie, man.

On Friday, I showed you the interesting pre-Wing Bowl exchange between the Zen-like Kobayashi and Philly notables Tony Luke Jr. and Bernie Parent. It was like worlds colliding– the old goalie and a Philly sandwich king, out of their element as they embraced the Japanese eater. It wouldn't last long, though. About an hour after that exchange, while Kobayashi was well on his way to downing a record 337 wings, reader Daniel informed us that Bernie returned to his element and signed a tit in a luxury suite.

Well, we think our tipster found the breast in question. A very NSFW picture is after the jump.

Never change, Bernie. Never change.





  1. It would only be NSFW if that CrossingBroad logo wasn’t there.

  2. Yeah what the Fuck Kyle? We need nip I don’t know anywhere else to find naked girls on the interwebs

  3. NSFW? Maybe if I worked in a god damn elementary school.
    Now post the real picture! Uncensored! Face & tits! Unless of course the face is bad, then leave it censored.

  4. Uhh... Not really NSFW

    February 7, 2012 at 5:39 pm

    This is still kind of SFW. I would categorize it as a ” A very NSFW picture” in Bold & Italics….

  5. Uhh... Not really NSFW

    February 7, 2012 at 5:40 pm

    And by would I meant I would NOT categorize it as a ” A very NSFW picture” in Bold & Italics…

  6. It’s not a tit without a nipple. You should be ashamed of yourself Kyle.

  7. I bet Bernie had Viagra in his pocket

  8. I’m loving how Bernie has been reliving his glory days the last couple months.
    I hope Conklin does a bit on this tomorrow morning.

  9. “Well, we think our tipster found the breast in question. A very NSFW picture is after the jump.”
    I’m pretty sure he said the tipster censored it.

  10. a brake-less burning dump truck careening through an intersection heading towards a full school bus

    February 7, 2012 at 7:16 pm

    Classy lady there. Get a life.

  11. I saw Bernie motor boating a chick at the wingbowl. He’s a fucking legend & the man

  12. Censor that shit over on BoB, ok. Now let’s get some jam on it and post up the pic.

  13. Fake tits don't fix everything

    February 7, 2012 at 7:33 pm

    Decent fakes but it looks like she could give birth to an F150 with those hips.

  14. I wanna see this cunt’s face n nips

  15. Someone link to the UNCENSORED wing bowl pics

  16. Conservative Carl

    February 7, 2012 at 8:10 pm

    Someone link to the CENSORED wing bowl pics.

  17. Frankie Fade from Morrell Barbershop

    February 7, 2012 at 8:43 pm

    I would love to smell Bernie’s beard

  18. You can show her face by the way.
    She got topless in public.
    These aren’t private photos.

  19. Iron Balls McGinty

    February 7, 2012 at 9:07 pm

    Yeah why is Kyle protecting this whore??? This isn’t a token incident
    Often imitated… Never outclassed


  21. @Iron Balls
    He doesn’t want to get sued.
    I can understand that, but in this case he’s fine.
    “I didn’t mean for EVERYONE to see my tits. Just the 19,000 that were there.”
    Again, these aren’t private photos.

  22. Are we sure SHE didn’t in fact eat 337 wings? Just judging by her gut and hips….

  23. I’m sure there are permanent knuckle indents in the back of her head … eeyore, eeyore

  24. She looks a little like Mrs CB to me..

  25. Posted on um, so huiorials. a)you are brave to post this.b)i am still LOL-ing.but it is awesome that you tried first time stopping by your blog. can’t wait to browse all your fails!

  26. Just wteand to ask you about what should be in this synopsis.Do I tell the whole story with spoilers and everything, or do I just touch on what the story consists of without spoiling anything. Or does both count?Thanks

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  29. Elena, siinhng is not only about professional development. I think we should strive to be better human beings and i see no problem in constantly trying to develop our ability to forgive or love, for example.

  30. Raluca, puzaicaltrirezi. :) Nu am scris nicaieri ca trebuie sa faci echipa cu oricine. Spuneam doar ca fara o echipa (de orice fel), esti nimeni. Insa responsabilitatea alegerii echipei iti apartine in totalitate. Tu trebuie sa decizi. Daca nu decizi tu, va decide altcineva in locul tau.

  31. Maverick: piitovrt, armonie, rezonanta, context. mie imi suna a nevoie de adaptare (care nu e blamabila)insa daca vedem adaptarea ca o necesitate doar intr-un context ostil , atunci forta individuala inseamna tot timpul risipa de energie. Corect?

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