This fucking guy.
Marv Albert and Steve Kerr spent two entire telecasts fellating Ole Miss point guard Marshall Henderson, and I have no idea why. They interpreted his general jackassery and the fact that he spent 25 days in jail for counterfeiting money and using cocaine as the actions of a whimsical and lighthearted NCAA equivalent of SNL’s Gilly. Oh, there goes that silly Henderson, disrespecting all 18,000 people in this building, tossing a fake blunt and… wait, is that a handjob motion? What a guy!
They even had the gall to mention that Henderson’s father joked about his son acting the same way on the court as far back as first grade (that’s called bad parenting, asshole).
According to numerous reports, after Tyrone Garland Southwest Philly floated La Salle by Ole Miss and into the Sweet 16, Henderson double-birded just about the entire building, later excusing his behavior by claiming that someone call his sister a whore. [Gregg Doyel eviscerated Henderson for his antics and general existence.] But the video, not even a little bit surprisingly, makes it seems as though Henderson was just being a massive doucehbag. Which sounds about right. Fuck that guy.