Mini Camp: Personalized Fruit Smoothies for Everyone (!), Vick on Foles Having Lower Extremities

Kyle Scott —  April 17, 2013 — 9 Comments

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Meanwhile, out on the field: Michael Vick, hot on the heels of his hot new app (!!!), spoke with reporters after practice – presumably before enjoying one of those fruit smoothies - about Nick Foles’ running ability. His choice of words probably could have been better given recent events:

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The best response? From (@TheKickerMonk):

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Nice.

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9 responses to Mini Camp: Personalized Fruit Smoothies for Everyone (!), Vick on Foles Having Lower Extremities

  1. Zippty Zop Do Doppity Jello Puddin’ April 17, 2013 at 4:05 pm

    Hopefully those smoothies are personalized with enough HGH to win us a god damn fucking superbowl.

  2. ThePhillyFlash April 17, 2013 at 4:10 pm

    Personalized smoothies? What the hell is this? Preschool? I can’t imagine ANYONE taking that seriously! Jesus! Just when I thought I’ve heard it all….

  3. “I have nipples Greg. Can you milk me?” and that tweet wins the internet

  4. What are they gays

  5. candy from oak April 17, 2013 at 8:58 pm

    I’d love to suck on foles nipples

  6. Howie Roseman gets his personalized smoothie directly from Lurie’s tiny cock.

  7. LMFAOOOOO I’m literally dying of laughter, from that last tweet, and from these last 2 responses as well ^. Absolutely hilarious.

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