Puck Bunny Bat Signal: Is This Claude Giroux’s Girlfriend?

Kyle Scott —  December 13, 2013 — 20 Comments

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Email from reader Shibby:

You see this Kyle? Think this is Girouxs girl. He retweeted this tweet briefly but then undid that. Looks like our moustachless captain in her avatar.

- shibby

Let’s gossip, you silly gossipers.

Ryanne (@ryannehaileyb) appears to be smoochin’ G and his gap-toothed mouth in her avatar:

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Giroux’s birthday is on January 12, not December 12, so not sure what that Tweet was about. Giroux quickly undid the retweet of Ryanne’s (private) account. But, a quick Google search turns up the following from Hockey Wags’ Tumblr of G and B:

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Invariably, hockey player girlfriend posts lead to an onslaught of comments, Tweets and emails with more, frighteningly stalkerish, information. For real, I’m not sure AMBER Alerts produce the same sort of swift response from the public. Puck bunnies are a different breed, and if there’s one thing they love more than getting with hockey players, it’s talking about what SKANKY BITCH, UGH! is getting with the hockey player they wish they could get with. It’s like fantasy wrapped in hate wrapped in jealously wrapped a silver bullet with two AA batteries. So, we put out the bat signal to you, puck bunny readers: Is this G’s girlfriend? All signs point to yes. And all signs point to G having great taste.

Kyle Scott

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20 responses to Puck Bunny Bat Signal: Is This Claude Giroux’s Girlfriend?

  1. This is his girlfriend. There have been numerous tweets from her regarding being in the same place as G over the past year and half. OLD NEWS KYLE

  2. She’s like 20 years old but whatever. And I’m pretty sure Harv is her dog.

  3. old news. He had been with her for over a year. Harv is Harvey their dog.

  4. Definitely old news.

  5. Branko Radivojevič December 13, 2013 at 1:47 pm

    Old news. She frequently clings to him at bars so girls cant get to him. Or so he cant get to girls…

  6. The Alive Martin Twin December 13, 2013 at 2:24 pm

    I would eat her asshole

  7. Looks like she is prego in the last pic

  8. Cans are too small. I’d still hit it though.

  9. My dog and G’s dog have the same birthday. At least I have something to talk about if I ever see him out on the town even if I come off as a serial killer.

  10. Ed Snider’s Old Balls December 13, 2013 at 3:53 pm

    I love G’s potbelly.

  11. Princess Sass’s finger sniffer December 13, 2013 at 4:34 pm

    Does that mean Princess Sass is out of the picture? Sorry, she was fucking Scott Laughton

  12. They’ve been together for a while. I’ve seen her around a lot since she moved to the area last year, and she was at the Flyers Wives carnival last year. Nice girl.

  13. I think they’ve been dating since early summer of 2012. She was at that fake wedding G had with all his Ottawa friends and then she went to Germany with him during the lockout. She moved to Philly once the lockout ended. I think she’s actually 21 now because she was 20 when they started dating.

  14. Judging by her twitter background/header, Harv is the dog. (Three stockings, 1 with “C” (claude), “R” (ryanne) and a different colored one in the middle with an “H” (Harv).

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