Yinzers: Malkamania Penguins Fan Ejected for Harassing Pierre McGuire

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Penguins fan Cy Clark, also known as Malkamania, the guy who did the Hulk Hogan thing to Scott Hartnell a few years ago, was ejected from the CONSOL Energy Center on Saturday (apparently at the request of NBC) for trolling and possibly harassing Pierre McGuire(!). Yes.

On Facebook, Clark said that the league and NBC kicked him out because of his sign, which displayed McGuire’s real name (why, in the world, would someone opt for Pierre?) on the generous real estate available on McGuire’s penis tip-shaped head. But, our friend Derek from Pensblog and bag-of-hot-air radio host Mark Madden report that there might have been other reasons:

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Derek and Mark are firmly in support of Clark’s removal from the game. Other Yinzers, of course, are less reasonable, 1) because Malkamania is, unfortunately, one of the coolest things in their lives, and 2) because Clark is recovering from cancer. The sympathy is understandable, but that doesn’t excuse someone for being a dick. Just because you had cancer doesn’t mean you can go around dressing up like a wrestler and cursing off TV personalities (however awful they may be) as you see fit. Grow up, Peter Pan, Count Chocula.

God I love this rivalry.

11 Comments

  1. Anyone catch J-Roll say something along the lines of “Get the fuck up,” right after that walk off?

  2. Gotta love whenever the Flyers get two points from the Pens!

  3. Mark Madden is a fat piece of crap who should stick to Professional wrestling.

  4. That guy is embarrassing. sucks he had cancer but he did it to himself by smoking cigarettes for years. I hope he doesn’t try to pull the cancer survivor sympathy card. Any time he’s on TV I cringe.

  5. ThePotCallingTheKettleBlack

    April 13, 2014 at 8:55 am

    Kyle didn’t you defend an Army guy who actually harassed Evan Turner to begin with just for the sheer reason that he served? Dude was an asshole who solicited that “DSL” response from ET on a photo of his mom.

    It’s funny that an asshole guy can’t get a break despite having cancer yet he can if he’s served, according to your standards.

    Dumb. And you shouldn’t have taken down that Evan Turner post.

    • Chuck Bednarik's Left Pinkie

      April 13, 2014 at 9:30 am

      Obviously coming to this site is the highlight of your day. Aint nothing getting past you

  6. I always hated the mounted penguin jersey. It was silly

  7. Examine That Picture

    April 13, 2014 at 11:12 am

    This fucking twonk lives in squalor surrounded by secondhand furniture from the Salvation Army. Pretty sure I threw that desk in the trash around 1986 while cleaning my dead grandmother’s house out. Maybe he can save some money, not buy tickets and upgrade that faux wood paneling from the late 60′s.

    Fucking Pittsburgh. The city that strives to reach white trash status but can’t quite get there.

  8. The best part of that article is the Wedding Crashers reference, ‘Grow up Peter Pan, Count Chocula.’ That’s epic!!!!!

  9. as for Pierre, i know that geography is one of those things we dont do well here, along with math, history, current events but since he grew up in montreal i presume hes part french canadian…. hence Pierre.
    because Anything is better tha Regis.

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