The Delaware 87er’s New Mascot Is a Crack-addicted Fox Named Caesar

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Caesar is named after Delaware founding father Caesar Rodney. He may be absurd* (and owe someone child support), but nothing is as absurd as the 87ererererers using the syntax-problematic er.

*Not to mention The Count-inspired jersey. SEVENS! FIRST!

6 Comments

  1. Seems about right…

  2. Where’s today’s Taney/Mo’ne Davis story?

    • UglyFox29TrafficSlut

      August 22, 2014 at 12:57 pm

      Was wondering the same thing. Got awfully quiet about the “National Treasure” who was absolutely awful in the last 2 games.

      • What are you talking about? She’s changing the game, doing things no boy her age could do. You know lik give up three runs, six hits and throw 55 pitches just to get out of two innings.

  3. I went out to Pittsburgh over 4th of July weekend to see the Phillies. There was a frigging furries convention going on right down the street from the ballpark, and we ran into some dude (?) wearing a costume that looked just like this thing. It was creepy as shit.

  4. Is “87ers” the dumbest nickname in sports, or what?

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