Video: Nick Foles Surprises Fantasy Drafts

God I love Nick Foles’ sponsors: Acme and Courtyard by Marriott. I swear Smuckers is next, and with a name like that, it has to be good!

Foles – loosely dressed as a waiter, but mostly as a hipster Nick Foles – surprised a bunch of fantasy leagues holding their drafts at the Courtyard Marriot by the airport, apparently the day after the Eagles’ first pre-season game. I’ll just go ahead and assume this was real and not staged (“Dude, Nick Foles sucked yesterday!”) because these guys melting when they realize Foles is their waiter is outstanding.

Nick and I are going to have a fantasy relationship this year. He just had to be on Footlong Foles, the early favorite to destroy the league:

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Picked up Jeremy Hill after the fact for added redundancy. Should just shut the league down now.

14 Comments

  1. CBGA Ball Washer

    August 28, 2014 at 10:47 am

    Your team sucks, and reaching for Foles as the first pick in the 4th was retarded.

    You have 3 fucking WRs. That’s it.

    Defense in the 11th round?

    Christ.

  2. Wow dude, Foles with the first pick in the 4th round of a ten team league? Reach City.

  3. Slick move trying to shield the 24 inch python with the apron, but I’m pretty sure all of those dudes saw the immense bulge & it was a dead giveaway it was Big Dick Nick.

  4. Wonder if he whipped his cock out

  5. How about an auction draft next time?

  6. Wow…ten team league Kyle…thats pathetic!

  7. Yea for a 10 team league, Foles pick was early. For my 10 teamer I got him in the 6th with 7 owners out of 10 being Eagles fans. Luckily you have 5 RBs (6 with Hill) who will at least get some form of carries. Granted your only guarantee of GL carries is Toby and who knows how Jacksonville’s O will really be (I actually like it). Agreed with someone else too on the 3 f’n WRs. Granted can probably scoop a Justin Hunter, John Brown, or a like type once the bye weeks start hitting. Or maybe even Allen Hurns! I have him in a 14 team league so guys under the radar / preseason hype are always drafted.

    Much prefer a 12 team league as a 10 team league is so watered down. 10 team leagues are hard to really miss on draft picks and not have easy options available on the waiver wire.

  8. Only 1 kicker? Are u serious?

  9. Pathetic team…good luck…

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