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Bradley Fletcher, the football equivalent of that piece of bread that just made too much contact with the side of the toaster and came out more burnt than you ever expected, signed a one-year deal with the Patriots today. The deal is reportedly worth a maximum of $2.5 million, which is a sum I, as the Eagles, would have been happy to pay Bradley Fletcher to sign with the Patriots.