Today In "Kyle's Not Going In The Ocean This Summer"
A half-eaten dolphin washed up on a beach in North Wildwood over the weekend.
A member of the North Wildwood Beach Patrol told NBC10 they found the dolphin carcass in the water off the 4th Street Beach Saturday morning and carried it away. While the member said they haven’t determined how the dolphin died he did say it was bitten by “something big.”
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Based on the photo, Schoelkopf said the dolphin was likely killed by a sand tiger shark — described as a relatively placid and slow-moving shark with no confirmed human fatalities.*
0% chance I’m approaching the water. Negative %, actually. Come join me on the beach– we’ll drink margaritas and, you know, not get eaten. It’ll be a real hoot.
*That line, literally, comes from Wikipedia: “Relatively placid and slow-moving shark with no confirmed human fatalities.”
H/T to (@PhllyPhootball)
