Hulk Hogan's Reported Racist Comments Are Really F-ing Racist

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The WWE erased the existence of Hulk Hogan from its archives today due to an apparent recording in which he made horribly racist remarks. Joint reporting from Radar Online and the National Enquirer – yeah, I know, but I’m going to bet they’re accurate here – has allegedly unearthed the content of said tapes. A sampling:

“I don’t know if Brooke was f*cking the black guy’s son,” Hulk raved, the sources add.

“I mean, I don’t have double standards. I mean, I am a racist, to a point, f*cking n*ggers. But then when it comes to nice people and sh*t, and whatever.”

Then, in a tirade to rival the racism embarrassments suffered by Mel Gibson and “Dog The Bounty Hunter,” Hulk unloaded even more hatred!

According to sources, he said: “I mean, I’d rather if she was going to f*ck some n*gger, I’d rather have her marry an 8-foot-tall n*gger worth a hundred million dollars! Like a basketball player!

“I guess we’re all a little racist. Fucking n*gger.”

Not gonna lie– I fully expected a Hulskter meltdown at some point over his daughter being a sloot, but I didn’t expect it to contain the most racist tirade this side of Donald Sterling sharing a beer with Riley Cooper at a Tea Party rally where the entertainment is Kenny Chesney. I mean, I just can’t believe the roided up celebutante who cheats on his wife is a racist. WHO ARE WE GOING TO LOOK UP TO NOW?

UPDATE: Hulk Hogan has released a statement, via People Magazine:

“Eight years ago I used offensive language during a conversation. It was unacceptable for me to have used that offensive language; there is no excuse for it; and I apologize for having done it. This is not who I am. I believe very strongly that every person in the world is important and should not be treated differently based on race, gender, orientation, religious beliefs or otherwise. I am disappointed with myself that I used language that is offensive and inconsistent with my own beliefs.”