watt wedding 2

J.J. Watt is just a football player, but that hasn’t stopped him from establishing some kind of cult-hero, tall tale status. Maybe part of that is that he seems to dig the smell of his own farts and perpetuates it, and maybe some of it is that he’s a man who is built like a greek god and refuses to ever actually look bad in public. He’s a freak of nature, but he’s also a good dude. The second part of that came out at his high school football teammate’s (and college roommate’s) wedding in Merion Station this weekend where he served as Best Man.

To be honest I’m a little surprised he didn’t deliver the speech shirtless while chopping firewood to keep orphans warm, but I guess he can’t always be on. But he is sometimes on, which is why he was out in Manayunk:

https://twitter.com/TomAresco/status/726260327546019840

https://twitter.com/TheREALTFAZZ/status/726239788563632129

https://twitter.com/Mike_DiLullo/status/726015486337671168

J.J. Watt is just like you, but better in every conceivable way.