Larry Brown wiped the dust off his shoes, pulled the phone off the wall, and called in to local sports talk radio today. He yet again decided to take aim at the Sixers’ brass and opine that Ben Simmons should not be a point guard. Why? I don’t know, but Larry Brown is old and has some opinions as such. As laboriously transcribed by the folks at Inside Hoops:

“He’s not a point guard,” Brown said Monday on 97.5 The Fanatic’s Midday Show. “Everybody that’s saying that is ridiculous.

“I watched that kid at Montverde. He’s a point guard when he gets the ball in the half court. He’s a point guard if he gets the ball off the board because he’s such a willing passer and so good with the ball, but if he’s going to have to back it down and bring the ball up against little guys, it’s going to take away from what he’s capable of doing. Whoever is saying that is a moron.”

OK thanks, Larry. So glad you’re here to give your opinion on the modern NBA game. They can’t all be AI… or Larry Hughes.