Media Suckles on Teet of Hex Kid, Babysitter

Kyle Scott - August 13, 2010


You will never see more awkward "magic hands" comments about an 8 year old boy than you will below.  The local media is falling all over itself to get a piece of C.J Ottinger, or "hex kid" as he's being called.  And Good Day takes the award for creeping.


Look at all these tweets from the press as they swarm upon C.J., his brothers, their babysitter and her now quasi-famous bust.

Bonus picture of NBC 10's Justin Pizzi in an "Ill" shirt.  Oh Christ.



ZOMG Scoob, like, did you see that kid?


That's what she said?


He's really excited with his "Ill" shirt…

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  • Muscles August 13, 2010 at 10:12 am

    hahah ILL

  • Iron Balls McGinty August 13, 2010 at 10:19 am

    “… babysitter and her now quasi-famous bust.”
    Any video?
    Wish I had a babysitter like that to take me to ball games. Hell, Old-Man Bronze Balls McGinty was too much of a tight-wad to take me to them himself…
    I know, you’re all doing an Artie Lange “Wahhhhhhhh” at me right now. Screw y’all.

  • Eric August 13, 2010 at 10:23 am

    I’d rather suckle the teet of the babysitter.

    • Hey it's kev 123 April 1, 2017 at 6:40 pm

      Shut up

  • Iron Balls McGinty August 13, 2010 at 10:25 am

    Wait a minute…
    So did Dad take the kids AND the babysitter to the game?
    PS: The MLBN televised game did no show any of this. Bastards!

  • george August 13, 2010 at 12:20 pm

    looks like someone already did suckle on the babysitter’s teet, look at how wet it is lol

  • george August 13, 2010 at 12:31 pm

    oh god i just watched the video. why did i do this.

  • partyonurface August 13, 2010 at 12:42 pm

    well, there’s five minutes of my life i’ll never get back. maybe the next big come back they’ll hunt down a kid with a rally cap calling him the next “national hero”.

  • Chris August 13, 2010 at 1:18 pm

    Why no close-ups of the babysitter?

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