Media Suckles on Teet of Hex Kid, Babysitter

Kyle Scott - August 13, 2010

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You will never see more awkward "magic hands" comments about an 8 year old boy than you will below.  The local media is falling all over itself to get a piece of C.J Ottinger, or "hex kid" as he's being called.  And Good Day takes the award for creeping.

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Look at all these tweets from the press as they swarm upon C.J., his brothers, their babysitter and her now quasi-famous bust.

Bonus picture of NBC 10's Justin Pizzi in an "Ill" shirt.  Oh Christ.

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ZOMG Scoob, like, did you see that kid?

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That's what she said?

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He's really excited with his "Ill" shirt…

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Photo via Presscoverage.us

 

 

11 Comments

  • Muscles August 13, 2010 at 10:12 am

    hahah ILL

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  • Iron Balls McGinty August 13, 2010 at 10:19 am

    “… babysitter and her now quasi-famous bust.”
    So…
    Any video?
    Wish I had a babysitter like that to take me to ball games. Hell, Old-Man Bronze Balls McGinty was too much of a tight-wad to take me to them himself…
    I know, you’re all doing an Artie Lange “Wahhhhhhhh” at me right now. Screw y’all.

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  • Eric August 13, 2010 at 10:23 am

    I’d rather suckle the teet of the babysitter.

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    • Hey it's kev 123 April 1, 2017 at 6:40 pm

      Shut up

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  • Iron Balls McGinty August 13, 2010 at 10:25 am

    Wait a minute…
    So did Dad take the kids AND the babysitter to the game?
    Hmmmm.
    PS: The MLBN televised game did no show any of this. Bastards!

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  • george August 13, 2010 at 12:20 pm

    looks like someone already did suckle on the babysitter’s teet, look at how wet it is lol

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  • george August 13, 2010 at 12:31 pm

    oh god i just watched the video. why did i do this.

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  • partyonurface August 13, 2010 at 12:42 pm

    well, there’s five minutes of my life i’ll never get back. maybe the next big come back they’ll hunt down a kid with a rally cap calling him the next “national hero”.

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  • Chris August 13, 2010 at 1:18 pm

    Why no close-ups of the babysitter?

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