Because it's a Tuesday afternoon in January and the same day in which we led off with a picture of Ben and Cin Fran. That's why.
This is a picture, Tweeted out by MSNBC's Darren Rovell, of an in-store shoe display for Beeker's new Brassmonkey shoe.
Problem? It's not nearly as ugly as the silver Rocketeer version he will be wearing on court.
And we would have gone with this picture of Turner: