Truth.
Kyle Kendrick will avoid arbitration, as he signed a one year, $2.45 million deal with the Phillies. At this rate, the Phillies could probably throw a BP machine out there for nine innings every fifth day and still win 95 games (smug!), but Kendrick (or Blanton) will be an adequate fifth starter- just don't expect to be included in any Photoshops, Kyle.
Our buddy Kevin from The Philly Phans (@kevinthephan – follow him) scooped Jon Heyman and all of the Phillies beat writers on the news. Golf clap for him.
Stephenie is happy: