Say buckets, Michael. Say buckets.
Her name is Missy Coles and she is a female bodybuilder. That's not really my cup of tea… but I think Schwim is doing just fine for himself. To confirm this isn't some sort of Mayberry-esque fantasy, we checked her Twitter (@MissyColesFit) to be sure:
We’ve included a few additional pictures after the jump… ya know, just so you can get a better look.
There are a lot more on her Facebook page.