Video: David Beckham Has No Idea Who Mike Richards Is

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Mike Richards has changed.

Earlier this year we brought to you his attendance at the premier of Twilight: The Seventhy-Fifth Movie About a Forlorn Hottie Chasing Vampires Through a Field. His Tweets to Justin Bieber. His appearance on NHL 36. And now this little segment with Cabbie Richards.

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The two Richards attended a Lakers-Suns game earlier this season. They sat courtside, just a few seats down from David Bekham, who had absolutely no idea who (Mike) Richards was, just like the rest of the 20,000 people in attendance (this is funny because last year Richie went looking for Becks at PPL Park on the same day that he had surgery). Kobe Bryant, however, pretended to be chummy with Richie: “He plays for the Kings. Yeah, I know that.” 

Meanwhile, it must be getting close to playoff time. Mike's teammate and brotastic buddy, Jeff Carter, is in a walking boot.

Video after the jump.

H/T (@DXFlyers), (@deifert5), and (@Amoyer4)


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  • 3 Finger Lenny March 30, 2012 at 4:38 pm

    Richards looks really coked up

  • MPP March 30, 2012 at 4:49 pm

    richards sounds like such a queer

  • what? March 30, 2012 at 4:59 pm

    For being someone who didn’t want to be recognized, he sure is throwing himself out there.

  • Larry David March 30, 2012 at 5:08 pm

    Richards deservers to get a beating

  • Brad March 30, 2012 at 5:23 pm

    Richie smoothly gets Kobe’s number there, as if Kobe couldnt get into a King’s game without his help haha

  • Schtick Coma March 30, 2012 at 5:43 pm

    I think David Beckham had to get a restraining order by the fourth quarter.

  • Hank-SJ March 30, 2012 at 5:51 pm

    If anything, Richie has become more boring. Zzzzzzzzz….

  • LOL March 30, 2012 at 5:56 pm

    Playoffs are close, time for Carter to dust off the ol’ walking boot, get his best suits dry-cleaned for the press box, and set the golf clubs next to the front door. He didn’t even have to leave Columbus for that!

  • Andy (San Diego) March 30, 2012 at 6:03 pm

    Kobe seems like a pretty good dude for a superstar athlete.
    I have zero idea who “Cabbie” Richards is.

  • Ike March 30, 2012 at 6:04 pm

    Who is the fat black guy???

  • LOL March 30, 2012 at 6:09 pm

    Cabbie Richards is essentially a male puck bunny who leaches onto Canadian hockey stars to propel his broadcast career. He’s a tool.

  • Nick Poupchuck, Jr. March 30, 2012 at 7:21 pm

    It would not shock me 1 bit if Richards did a line of cocaine in the lakers locker room bathroom. Like James Worthy used to do back in he day

  • moak March 30, 2012 at 7:48 pm

    hes so awkward

  • JJ March 30, 2012 at 7:53 pm

    Where the fuck is carts

  • $$ Money March 30, 2012 at 9:21 pm

    POS poser

  • JAy Grace March 30, 2012 at 11:01 pm

    Yo Tom-beat it punk!!!!!! Don’t like the site don’t read it.
    Pussy what!!!

  • Pete March 31, 2012 at 1:33 am

    Lol, fuckkkk! comment section fight! This site is generally much better than 700 level. They have a little more analysis about all the teams, and report on the sixers more, but it’s nothing you can’t find on CSN, or anywhere else. The only blog that’s pure stats and analysis that’s different from CSN stuff and thats actually worth reading is broad street hockey, but even then that site gets a little winded sometimes. (juztt read any of their posts about matt carle) And it’s just flyers. This blog provides a much more edgy and subjective fan perspective while still having the objective analytical side to it. It’s what 700level and CSN wish they could be but can’t be due to too many PC sponsors and Tim Panatchios hair plugs. K im done takin a dump. I’m gonna go back to drinking my bourbon.

  • ThePhillyFlash March 31, 2012 at 3:23 am

    Well, Kings fans probably don’t know who Richards is either, so the feeling is mutual.

  • Captain Jack March 31, 2012 at 6:56 am

    @Tom needs to beat it. He’s a cock roach.

  • 3 Finger Lenny March 31, 2012 at 9:35 am

    Tom needs to stop being the blog police & start trying to get his dicked sucked.
    Tom get off the site pussy

  • tits March 31, 2012 at 11:16 am

    im sensing some tension. i think you guys should hug it out.

  • fresh March 31, 2012 at 11:43 am

    Kyle- why don’t you have the tab for the PSC forums anymore?

  • Mark Casey March 31, 2012 at 12:11 pm

    Tom stay off the site. Get Gettttttt (in a black mans voice)

  • Jess March 31, 2012 at 3:04 pm

    Of course Richards found a way to mention Carter… Could he worship Carter anymore?

  • Amy Fadool April 1, 2012 at 7:08 am

    Wtf no coverage on the Kentucky game? Their going to the championship game!!

  • Dan April 1, 2012 at 9:14 am

    Kyle Laskowski you closet homosexual you. You sound so “butt-hurt” and desperate. The scary part is u probably think you’re “somebody” in Philadelphia when in actuality you recycle other peoples stuff and pry in to lives of the athletes you root for and then knock them down again if they dont preform well. You are the epitome of whats wrong with a Philadelphia sports fan. And given the chance you couldn’t/wouldn’t defend yourself or ur girl without screaming for help. Do yourself a favor and fade away or choke on something…

  • Brian April 1, 2012 at 10:03 am

    @Dan and @Tom I have an idea, it may be a little advanced so I’ll try to explain it so that you can understand. If you don’t enjoy reading the blog, don’t read it. It truly is that simple. Unless of course your life is so pathetic that you don’t have anything better to do than troll a sports blog. I have shit to do and a life, but hey maybe things aren’t going so hot for you. Personally I love the blog and find it funny, as well as informative. I like it so much, I made it my homepage, and visit it several times a day. I like it because I am currently in Upstate New York for school and this is something different from the ESPN or CSN articles that I could read about the games or philly news. But like I said, no one is forcing you to watch it, obviously enough people like the site since it was voted the best sports blog in Philly.

  • Dan April 1, 2012 at 10:18 am

    Hey Brian its joke not a dick, dont it so hard. And slap that Dick out of your mouth its unbecoming. Please let me know how i can share in neverending fun that your experiencing in beautiful “upstate NY” .
    Key Kyle, nice nob deleting your fantasy hockey post you loser.

  • James April 1, 2012 at 12:00 pm

    Dan sounds like he needs to get laid

  • miss philadelphia April 1, 2012 at 12:21 pm

    This site was cool in 2010. Ya Aint barstool, ya aint deadspin. You bitch about commenters “trolling” but miss the fact that bloggers troll all day and make a living doing it.

  • T Bone April 1, 2012 at 3:27 pm

    Lavy is the man!!!
    Miss Philadelphia trying so hard to bait Kyle.
    Keep up the good work on this site! Love it

  • 3 Finger Lenny P April 1, 2012 at 5:43 pm

    Miss Philadelphia- why don’t ya suck my cock

  • Jason April 1, 2012 at 6:43 pm

    I guess I just never paid that close attention, but I never realized how gay Richards sounds when he talks.

  • Harry O April 2, 2012 at 11:04 am

    ALMOST made a full week without a Richards article, about nothing!

  • justquitnow April 2, 2012 at 1:22 pm

    Who the fuck cares?? Richards is well aware that soccer is for pussies. Exhibit A is Beckhams hat.

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