Your Monday Afternoon Roundup

Kyle Scott - November 26, 2012

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There's a Fire Andy pun in here somewhere, I just can't find it.

Reader Jared sent along this picture of his Eagles season tickets, which, as you can see, he is threatening to light on fire. Welcome to the current state of our fucking football team, Philadelphia.

Let’s hit it.


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The roundup:

– DeMeco Ryans prepared for the big game by getting crunked at the Sixers game on Saturday night: 

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– Think that last one was a but unfair? Well, Kansas City folks would have something to say about that. One woman gave wide receiver Dexter McCluster an earful after McCluster delivered her Thanksgiving dinner. Earlier in the season, Chiefs fans booed Matt Cassel’s concussion.

It’s down to the Phillies, Braves and one mystery team for the services of B.J. Upton, according to reports. It seems like Upton will make a decision this week. So stay tuned.

– Gina Lynn, who has a history with Flyers (and most males), was at Operation Hat Trick in Atlantic City on Saturday:

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Pic via (@timjrant)

The game was to raise money for Sandy and to, you know, let you see some hockey.

Vinny from Jersey Shore was one of the honorary coaches. Not surprisingly, he was booed lustfully by the type of blue collar hockey fans who would drive to Atlantic City to see an exhibition hockey game.

Video from inside PSU’s locker room after their big win against Wisconsin. A well-deserved moment.

Ryan Howard was at the 6 ABC Thanksgiving Day Parade

A Flyers fan crashed Gary Bettman’s press conference on Wednesday

– It sounded a lot like Penn State coach Bill O’Brien called his team “a bunch of fuckers” on Saturday night.

Michael Vick inspired Cam Newtown

Phillies Six Packs went on-sale today

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  • Coco November 26, 2012 at 12:24 pm

    Wow, light tickets you already bought on fire!!! That’ll show em!! Hahaha, dumbass.

  • dennis November 26, 2012 at 12:35 pm

    You little white pussies complain bout everything, get a life and keep letting us fuck all your women, they love it

  • Drewcifer November 26, 2012 at 12:37 pm

    What a shocker, Nnamdi getting burned. And also, hey, a Trent Cole sighting!

  • Denny Green November 26, 2012 at 12:40 pm

    shout out to the other black guy named Dennis

  • boom November 26, 2012 at 12:43 pm

    let the Braves have him.

  • teamozzy November 26, 2012 at 12:47 pm

    Dennis is a ding-dong.

  • Danny Briere November 26, 2012 at 1:22 pm

    Even my oldest fat kid banged Gina Lynn

  • 3 Finger Lenny November 26, 2012 at 1:30 pm

    I heard coatsey was on the prowl sat night in AC

  • Trouble from the Oak November 26, 2012 at 1:34 pm

    Gina Lynn would fuck anybody

  • joe November 26, 2012 at 1:42 pm

    Meh. She’s no Tori Black or Lela Star. Just another dumb blonde 6 who became a 7 with fake jugs.

  • Danny Briere November 26, 2012 at 2:57 pm

    she sure is better than my fat ex wife!

  • NNAMDISTILLELITEDAMMIT :( November 26, 2012 at 3:30 pm

    Why boo Vinny? He’s the only remotely likeable guy on Jersey Shore…

  • The Duke November 26, 2012 at 3:44 pm

    Is that Scotty Upshall she is with??? Certainly looks like him!

  • Anybody November 26, 2012 at 3:45 pm

    @ Trouble from the Oak … Looks like I’m in!

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