Shout-Out to John Clark for Finding Cousin Bern

This is why John Clark is the best– airport stalking, spring training photosshout-outs to cousin Bern!

How long until Cousin Bern (at some point between the last paragraph and this one, Bern’s people requested that Cousin be capitalized) has his own apparel line and rap album? Two weeks? Tomorrow? ALREADY AT MODELL’S THIS MORNING?! He’s gotta get on that ish.

But yeah, tune into NBC 10 tonight, where you can see Cousin Bern, Tyrone Garland’s mom… and hear about THE STORM OF THE CENTURY, WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE AND WE TOTALLY DON'T OVERHYPE STORMS!


5 Responses

  1. I would love to give cousin bern a couple bucks for a meal & a 6 pack. He deserves it

  2. It was a great interview because Garland represented Philly in a major way and then his cousin Bern gets interviewed and he’s rockin a Miami Heat hat. Couldn’t wear a Phillies or Sixers hat?

  3. Hey,
    Thanks for sharing this post! I always try to keep up on the latest college basketball news. La Salle is one of my favorite teams, so it is great to see them mentioned.

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